A man and his dog were walking along a deserted country road. The man was enjoying the tranquility and the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying and also recalled that the dog walking beside him was his old dog that had been […]
The Best Funny water
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One day, Grandma had her grandson Johnny go down to the watering hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in to fill it with water, he saw two big old eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket in a fright and […]
Teacher: “Johnny, what is the chemical formula for water?” Little Johnny: “It’s H I J K L M N O, sir”. Teacher: “What are you talking about Johnny?” Little Johnny: “Well sir, yesterday you said it’s H to O”. Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Reading_and_Writing_Formulas.png
I’m pretty sure that most parents can relate to this. Hands up if you are a parent and hands up again if you can relate to the following story. I think we have all been there… A small boy was sent up to bed by his father as it was […]
A man was riding on a camel, through miles and miles of sun drenched desert, searching for some sign of life. He had got lost the day before, and now all he could see in every direction was just one sand dune after another. His supplies were running low, and […]
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, “I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it’s today..” The bartender says, “Well, since it’s your birthday, I’ll buy […]