Teacher: “Johnny, what is the chemical formula for water?” Little Johnny: “It’s H I J K L M N O, sir”. Teacher: “What are you talking about Johnny?” Little Johnny: “Well sir, yesterday you said it’s H to O”. Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Reading_and_Writing_Formulas.png
The Best Funny water
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Hands up if you are a parent, and hands up again if you can relate to the following story… A small boy is sent up to bed by his father as it’s his usual bedtime. All is quiet, and the father breaths a sigh of relief, and the not five […]
A man was riding on a camel, through miles and miles of sun drenched desert, searching for some sign of life. He had got lost the day before, and now all he could see in every direction was just one sand dune after another. His supplies were running low, and […]
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, “I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it’s today..” The bartender says, “Well, since it’s your birthday, I’ll buy […]
