A cowboy from Wyoming walked into a bar and sat himself down on a bar stool, next to this gorgeous woman who was sitting on a stool at the bar, all by herself. He casually looked her over, then looked at his watch for a moment. The woman noticed him […]
The Best Funny watch
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As he was leaving the pub after having a few beers, Patrick spotted his friend Michael down on his hands and knees under the light looking for something on the ground. “What is it you lost Michael?” Patrick asked. “It’s me watch”, Michael answered. “It fell off when I tripped […]
I just rushed home from work, pulled my wife into the bedroom, threw her on the bed and pulled the blankets over us. In a state of shock and anticipation, she said to me, “Oh Roger, you haven’t been like this for 20 years” I twisted my arm and said, […]
Jack was struggling through a bus station with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases, when a stranger walked up to him and asked “Have you got the time?” Jack sighed, put down the two heavy suitcases and glanced at his wrist. “It’s a quarter to six,” he said to the […]