God, having finally completed the creation of Earth, put down his tools, sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds. “Look, Michael, look what I’ve made”, he called out to one of the angels. Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, “What is it Lord?” “It’s […]
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An African Tribal Leader flew across the ocean to the United States to visit the president. When he arrived at the Dulles International Airport in Washington, a host of newsmen and television cameramen met him. One of the reporters asked the chief if he had a comfortable flight. The chief […]
Apparently the American Medical Association has just weighed in on the new economic stimulus package . . . The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration […]
An elderly blonde woman lived on a small farm in Canada, literally just a few yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for years. The blonde woman, who was by this time widowed, lived […]