This is a story about retirement in South Florida. I don’t know who wrote the original version of this and suspect it’s been embellished over the years. I have done my own editing as well to try and give a feel of the experience of being retired and living in […]
The Best Funny Walmart Jokes
A young man has been working at Walmart as a supermarket bagger for five years, every day all he does is bag people’s purchases at the checkout. One day, the supermarket acuires a new orange juice machine. The young man is really excited and asks the manager of the Walmart […]
My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway, the other day, just jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck and I starting jumping up and down along with her. When she said, “Honey, I […]
A woman was at the supermarket checkout, having completed the shopping at her local Walmart supermarket, where she selected a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. […]
Last Monday I had a near death experience that has changed me forever. I ventured to do something that I had never done before, I went horseback riding. Well, my ride all started ok, and everything was going fine, until the horse suddenly starts bouncing out of control. I tried […]
You know what it’s like trying to return faulty goods at a store. This is a story about a woman trying to get a Walmart refund. A woman went to a Walmart customer service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it […]
This is possibly the best collection of funny Walmart Greeter jokes. We couldn’t include just one Walmart Greeter joke here because this topic is just so popular and so funny and there are a number of Walmart Greeter jokes. How could we not have a collection of them. There are […]
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A woman is out shopping, and goes into Walmart to buy a fishing pole for her husband. She doesn’t know which one to get, so she just grabs one off the shelf, and wanders on over to the register. There is a Walmart “associate” standing there with dark shades on. […]