The Best Funny Walmart Jokes

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Walmart is a unique kind of store that just oozes potential for funny jokes. It’s not just the Walmart stores themselves that inspire these jokes, it’s the Walmart Greeters as well. Nobody wants to end their career by being a Walmart Greeter, but sadly so many of us reach retirement age and need that little bit of extra income.

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Retirement In South Florida

This is a story about retirement in South Florida. I don’t know who wrote the original version of this and suspect it’s been embellished over the years. I have done […]

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The Supermarket Bagger

A young man has been working at Walmart as a supermarket bagger for five years, every day all he does is bag people’s purchases at the checkout. One day, the […]

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Jumping For Joy

My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway, the other day, just jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping for joy but […]

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At The Supermarket Checkout

A woman was at the supermarket checkout, having completed the shopping at her local Walmart supermarket, where she selected a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, quart of […]

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A Near Death Experience

Last Monday I had a near death experience that has changed me forever. I ventured to do something that I had never done before, I went horseback riding. Well, my […]

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Walmart Refund

You know what it’s like trying to return faulty goods at a store. This is a story about a woman trying to get a Walmart refund. A woman went to […]

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A Collection Of Walmart Greeter Jokes

This is possibly the best collection of funny Walmart Greeter jokes. We couldn’t include just one Walmart Greeter joke here because this topic is just so popular and so funny […]

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Spring Classes For Women

SPRING CLASSES FOR WOMEN AT THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETEDby 15th May NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS,CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED […]

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Fishing Pole

A woman is out shopping, and goes into Walmart to buy a fishing pole for her husband. She doesn’t know which one to get, so she just grabs one off […]