The Best Funny Walking Jokes

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Walking. Now that’s something we all do every day, but did you know that there are a lot of jokes about walking?

Something funny can happen when you walk across the road or to a friend’s house, when you walk to work etc. You can even go on a walking holiday.

This is a selection of funny walking jokes, which we hope you enjoy. As always, if you enjoy our jokes, please don’t forget to share them with your friends.

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Retirement In South Florida

This is a story about retirement in South Florida. I don’t know who wrote the original version of this and suspect it’s been embellished over the years. I have done […]

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Terrible Stutter

Two friends were walking through town and one of them had a really terrible stutter. He tapped his friend on the shoulder and began to exclaim with a terrible stutter, […]

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The Perfume Shop

A man and his wife are walking around New York, when they find a perfume shop. The wife goes into the shop, while her husband waits outside. A few moments […]

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Walking

Jim and his wife were walking into the parking lot when a friend of theirs, Ted, saw them approaching. Ted asked, “Jim, why are you walking so far? Did your […]

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Walking Holiday In Ireland

A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He loved the great outdoors and the tranquility of Ireland had always appealed to him. While he was walking through the […]

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Medical Examination

As I am getting on a bit in years and retired a couple of years ago, during my recent medical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. […]

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Lamaze Class

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with […]

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The Quickest Way

A man walked into a bar in Cork, in the south of Ireland and asked the barman, “What’s the quickest way to Dublin?” “Are you going to be walking or […]