This is a story about retirement in South Florida. I don’t know who wrote the original version of this and suspect it’s been embellished over the years. I have done my own editing as well to try and give a feel of the experience of being retired and living in […]
The Best Funny Walking Jokes
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Two friends were walking through town and one of them had a really terrible stutter. He tapped his friend on the shoulder and began to exclaim with a terrible stutter, “L-l-l-look-k-k over t-t-th-th-th-th-there!” His friend looked toward where the stutterer was gesturing, but he couldn’t see anything, so he asked, […]
I was out walking with my four year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. Seeing what she was about to do, I quickly told her not to do that. “Why?”, she said, in that typical inquisitive four year old […]
A man and his wife are walking around New York, when they find a perfume shop. The wife goes into the shop, while her husband waits outside. A few moments later, a hooker comes along and says to him, “Like to come home with me, buddy?” “For how much?”, asks […]
Jim and his wife were walking into the parking lot when a friend of theirs, Ted, saw them approaching. Ted asked, “Jim, why are you walking so far? Did your car break down?” Jim replied, “No Ted, my wife read how you could burn off more calories by parking further […]
A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He loved the great outdoors and the tranquility of Ireland had always appealed to him. While he was walking through the wonderful Irish countryside one fresh Spring day, he became rather thirsty, as you do when you are out walking for […]
As I am getting on a bit in years and retired a couple of years ago, during my recent medical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. So, I described to him what a typical day in my life was like these days… “Well Doctor, yesterday afternoon, […]
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of their pregnancy. The instructor announced to the […]
A man walked into a bar in Cork, in the south of Ireland and asked the barman, “What’s the quickest way to Dublin?” “Are you going to be walking or driving?”, asked the barman. “Driving”, the man replied. “That’s definitely the quickest way”, the barman replied. Image used under a […]