A very thrifty Scotsman (now that’s a rare sight), goes to a restaurant with his wife and young son for dinner. When they are seated, the Scotsman asks the waitress, “Do you have any special price deals?” The waitress replies, “Well tonight is Wednesday, so all kids eat free”. The […]
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While he was eating in an expensive restaurant, a patron overhead the gentleman at the next table ask the waitress to pack the leftovers from their meal for their dog. It was then that the gentleman’s young son exclaimed loudly, “Whoopee! We’re gonna get us a dog!”
I went out to this restaurant not long ago, and about halfway through dinner, I called the waitress over and said, “excuse me miss, this potato is bad”. The waitress nodded, picked up the potato, and smacked it. Then she put it back on my plate and said, “Sir, if […]
