Two women were sitting in a doctor’s waiting room. As so often happens, they began comparing notes on their various medical problems. “I want a baby more than anything in the world,” said the first woman, “but I guess it’s impossible.” “I used to feel just the same way,” said […]
The Best Funny Waiting Room Jokes
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An 86 year old man went to the doctors, walked into the crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The receptionist asked, “Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?” “There’s something wrong with my dick”, the old man replied. The receptionist became irritated by this and said […]
An older gentleman had an appointment to see his urologist, who shared offices with several other doctors. As is fairly typical in a shared medical office, the waiting room was packed with patients, all waiting to see their respective doctors. As he approached the reception desk, he noticed that the […]
A woman walks into a vet’s waiting room. She is dragging a wet rabbit on a leash, and it’s pretty obvious that the rabbit does not want to be there. “Sit, Fluffy,” she says. Fluffy glares at her, and sopping wet, jumps up on a customer’s lap, getting water all […]
In the hospital, where their family member lay gravely ill, the relatives gathered in the waiting room. Finally, the doctor came in, and he looked very tired and had a somber look on his face. I’m afraid I am the bearer of bad news,” he said as he looked around […]