This is a story about retirement in South Florida. I don’t know who wrote the original version of this and suspect it’s been embellished over the years. I have done my own editing as well to try and give a feel of the experience of being retired and living in […]
The Best Funny Waiting Room Jokes
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The waiting room, that place you have to often spend an eternity in while waiting to see the doctor, dentist and the like or maybe the waiting room at the train station.
You do often get to experience some funny episodes though while you are in that room with at times some very odd people. Based on these episodes, here are some waiting room jokes for you to have a good laugh at.
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A redneck came home from work one day and found his young wife laying on the couch with a very swollen esophagus and neck and she had a really high fever. He immediately put young wife in his pickup truck and drove her to the emergency room of a local […]
As I sat waiting for my appointment in the doctor’s reception area, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the waiting room. When she walked over to the receptionist’s desk, the man just sat there, alone and silent. Just as I was thinking that maybe I should […]
After the eighty four year old lady finished her annual physical examination, the doctor said to her, “You are in fine shape for your age, Mrs. Cratchit, but tell me, do you still have intercourse?” “Just a minute, I’ll have to ask my husband”, the old lady said. She stepped […]
Two women were sitting in a doctor’s waiting room waiting got their appointments and as so often happens, they began comparing notes on their various medical problems. “I want a baby more than anything in the world”, the first woman said, “but I guess it’s impossible”. “I used to feel […]
An 86 year old man went to the doctors, walked into the crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The receptionist asked, “Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?” “There’s something wrong with my dick”, the old man replied. The receptionist became embarrassed and irritated by this […]
An older gentleman had an appointment to see his urologist, who shared offices with several other doctors. As is fairly typical in a shared medical office, the waiting room was packed with patients, all waiting to see their respective doctors. As he approached the reception desk, the older gentleman noticed […]
A woman walked into a vet’s waiting room and she was dragging a wet rabbit on a leash. It was pretty obvious to everyone in the waiting room that the rabbit did not want to be there. “Sit, Fluffy”, the woman said. Fluffy glared at her and sopping wet, jumped […]
In the hospital, where their family member lay gravely ill, the relatives gathered in the waiting room, anticipating the latest update from the doctors. Finally, the doctor came into the waiting room and he looked very tired and had a somber look on his face. “I’m afraid I am the […]