A priest says to his friend, who is a rabbi, that he has found an excellent way to eat for free in some of the really good restaurants in town. […]
The Best Funny Waiter Jokes
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A lot of funny things happen in restaurants and it’s no wonder there are a lot of Waiter Jokes and waitress jokes as a result.
This is our collection of waiter jokes, featuring some funny stories about waiters as well as some stories about funny waiters.
We hope you enjoy them and if you have any others that you think we ought to feature, please leave us a comment.
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A blonde woman went into a pizza restaurant, looked at the menu and ordered a medium pizza. When the waiter brought her pizza to the table, he asked her how […]
A man had told all of his friends about the amazing steak that he had eaten at a downtown restaurant the day before. This steak was huge! It was cooked […]
An Native American walked into a cafe, with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He walked up to the waiter and said to […]
This is a joke that only beer drinkers would understand. Of course it’s an old joke too – what do you expect? The old jokes are the best, that’s why […]
A guest in a posh hotel came down to his hotel breakfast in the restaurant one morning and called over the head waiter to his table. He read from the […]