Two Jewish men were having a meal in a Indian restaurant in New York. Moishe thought for a minute, then turned to his friend Abraham and asked, !Hey Abe, do […]
The Best Funny Waiter Jokes
A gorgeous young woman was sitting at a table in a fine restaurant one night waiting for her date to arrive. She wanted to make sure that her make-up was […]
Murphy got a job as a waiter in a fancy Steakhouse in Dublin. He brought to a customer’s table with the steak he had ordered and it was a fine […]
May I take your Christmas lunch order?” the waiter asked me, after our party of friends had sat down to eat in the restaurant. “Yes please”, I said to the […]
Whenever I hear a story about air conditioning in restaurants, it makes me think of my wife, who more often than not gets cold when we go to a restaurant. […]
Murphy worked as a waiter at a restaurant and sometimes there were desserts left over at the end of the evening, which the staff were allowed to take home. One […]
Do you remember when eating out was a relaxing experience? Someone else cooked for you, someone else served you and cleaned up after you. All you had to do was […]
For a special birthday treat, Liam had taken his fiancee Siobhan out for a fancy meal at a posh restaurant. The menu looked rather too expensive for Liam’s wallet, so […]
A couple decided to go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant. They studied the menu and ordered the “Chicken Surprise” which sounded like a rather interesting dish. About twenty […]
An old gentlemen and his elderly wife were told that there would be a 45 minute wait for a table at a busy restaurant, because they had had turned up […]
Three Texas cowboys went out to dinner in a steak restaurant in town one evenng. Each of them was eager to impress the other cowboys, to prove just how tough […]
One day, Murphy and Paddy went to a restaurant for dinner and ordered two steaks. As soon as the waiter brought out their steaks, Murphy quickly picked out the bigger […]