Two Jewish men were having a meal in a Indian restaurant in New York. Moishe thought for a minute, then turned to his friend Abraham and asked, !Hey Abe, do […]
The Best Funny Waiter Jokes
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A lot of funny things happen in restaurants and it’s no wonder there are a lot of Waiter Jokes and waitress jokes as a result.
This is our collection of waiter jokes, featuring some funny stories about waiters as well as some stories about funny waiters.
We hope you enjoy them and if you have any others that you think we ought to feature, please leave us a comment.
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A gorgeous young woman was sitting at a table in a fine restaurant one night waiting for her date to arrive. She wanted to make sure that her make-up was […]
Murphy got a job as a waiter in a fancy Steakhouse in Dublin. He brought to a customer’s table with the steak he had ordered and it was a fine […]
May I take your Christmas lunch order?” the waiter asked me, after our party of friends had sat down to eat in the restaurant. “Yes please”, I said to the […]
Whenever I hear a story about air conditioning in restaurants, it makes me think of my wife, who more often than not gets cold when we go to a restaurant. […]
Murphy worked as a waiter at a restaurant and sometimes there were desserts left over at the end of the evening, which the staff were allowed to take home. One […]
Do you remember when eating out was a relaxing experience? Someone else cooked for you, someone else served you and cleaned up after you. All you had to do was […]
For a special birthday treat, Liam had taken his fiancee Siobhan out for a fancy meal at a posh restaurant. The menu looked rather too expensive for Liam’s wallet, so […]
A couple decided to go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant. They studied the menu and ordered the “Chicken Surprise” which sounded like a rather interesting dish. About twenty […]
An old gentlemen and his elderly wife were told that there would be a 45 minute wait for a table at a busy restaurant, because they had had turned up […]
Three Texas cowboys went out to dinner in a steak restaurant in town one evenng. Each of them was eager to impress the other cowboys, to prove just how tough […]
One day, Murphy and Paddy went to a restaurant for dinner and ordered two steaks. As soon as the waiter brought out their steaks, Murphy quickly picked out the bigger […]