The Best Funny Village Jokes

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Image Copyright Tony PayneVillage folk are often quirky and interesting to say the least, which is probably why we find quite a lot of village jokes being passed around.

We hope you enjoy our collection of village jokes and find them rather unique. If you do, please help more people to see our jokes by sharing our posts and passing the word around.


Image of Cows In A Village is Copyright Tony Payne. This was taken in the village of Burley in The New Forest in Hampshire, England.

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A European Tourist In Ireland

A European tourist had been travelling through Ireland, but he got lost and decided to stop in an Irish village to ask for directions. He saw two old men who […]

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Wise Blind Elephants

Six wise, blind elephants were standing by their favourite watering hole one day, discussing what humans were like. They almost always failed to agree with each other in any way […]

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Slow Puncture

An American tourist and his wife were traveling around Ireland by car, when one of the tyres developed a slow puncture. He managed to get the car as far as […]

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The Ventriloquist

A ventriloquist who was visiting Wales, walked into a small village and saw a local man, who was sitting on his porch patting his dog. The ventriloquiet was in the […]

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The Irish Spy

As happens once in a while, and twice in a while if it’s a joke, the CIA loses track of one of its operatives. This time it was an Irish […]

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Welsh Cows

The only cow in a poor small village in Scotland stopped producing milk, much to the dismay and frustration of the villagers. After a lot of research, which wasn’t that […]

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Irish Wedding

Patrick and Siobhan were married and it was a typical Irish wedding, with most of the village being present at the community hall where the wedding reception was held. As […]

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The Yeti

An English explorer was taking part in an expedition to the Himalayas, in search of the elusive Abominable Snowman or Yeti. Led by a grizzled local guide, the party of […]