Village folk are often quirky and interesting to say the least, which is probably why we find quite a lot of village jokes being passed around.
A European tourist had been travelling through Ireland, but he got lost and decided to stop in an Irish village to ask for directions. He saw two old men who were sitting outside the village pub, enjoying a pint of Guinness. “Parlez-vous Francais, the European tourist asked them. The old […]
The Best Funny Village Jokes
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Village folk are often quirky and interesting to say the least, which is probably why we find quite a lot of village jokes being passed around.
We hope you enjoy our collection of village jokes and find them rather unique. If you do, please help more people to see our jokes by sharing our posts and passing the word around.
Image of Cows In A Village is Copyright Tony Payne. This was taken in the village of Burley in The New Forest in Hampshire, England.
Six wise, blind elephants were standing by their favourite watering hole one day, discussing what humans were like. They almost always failed to agree with each other in any way whatsoever, so they decided to determine what humans were like by direct experience. So, off the elephants went, tramping through […]
An American tourist and his wife were traveling around Ireland by car, when one of the tyres developed a slow puncture. He managed to get the car as far as a small village and considered himself fortunate to find a small garage. He pulled the car onto the forecourt, walked […]
A ventriloquist who was visiting Wales, walked into a small village and saw a local man, who was sitting on his porch patting his dog. The ventriloquiet was in the mood for a little fun, so he said to the Welsh man, “Good Day sir, do you mind if I […]
As happens once in a while, and twice in a while if it’s a joke, the CIA loses track of one of its operatives. This time it was an Irish spy, so they called in one of their top spy hunters to try and locate him. The head of the […]
The only cow in a poor small village in Scotland stopped producing milk, much to the dismay and frustration of the villagers. After a lot of research, which wasn’t that easy since they were too poor to own a computer, let alone access to the internet, the villagers found that […]
Patrick and Siobhan were married and it was a typical Irish wedding, with most of the village being present at the community hall where the wedding reception was held. As you might expect at an Irish wedding, there was lots of dancing and gaiety and of course lots of drink […]
Is the winter going to be cold this year? That’s a good question for the Native American Indians. It was late fall one year and the Indians who lived in a village on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to […]
An English explorer was taking part in an expedition to the Himalayas, in search of the elusive Abominable Snowman or Yeti. Led by a grizzled local guide, the party of explorers ascended one of the less frequently climbed mountain peaks. Roughly half way up the side of the mountain, one […]