Village folk are often quirky and interesting to say the least, which is probably why we find quite a lot of village jokes being passed around.
Have you heard the story about the Irish Virgin? Oh come on, surely you have heard about the Irish Virgin? No? Well we will have to put that to rights won’t we. Ok, so in a tiny village on the west coast of Ireland there lived an old lady, who […]
The Best Funny Village Jokes
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Village folk are often quirky and interesting to say the least, which is probably why we find quite a lot of village jokes being passed around.
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Image of Cows In A Village is Copyright Tony Payne. This was taken in the village of Burley in The New Forest in Hampshire, England.
When it comes to William Shakespeare and women, he was well known for being a womaniser and having mistresses, but it wasn’t always so. In Shakespeare’s younger days, he was a rather nerdy teenager, didn’t really have a fancying for girls and truth be known, secretly admired several other boys […]
Seamus the blacksmith from a small village in Galway, went to see the doctor with a badly damaged foot. The injury looked really painful and Seamus’s foot had a large black and purple bruise on it. The doctor was surprised, for Seamus was usually such a careful man. I guess […]
You know what it’s like, living in the city with heavy traffic and too many people. Allen got to wondering about what it would be like, living somewhere where life went at a much slower pace and there were fewer people and cars around. So, he decided it might be […]
Two middle aged sisters lived together on the edge of a small village and managed the farm that their parents had left to them. They very much kept to themselves, so were both spinsters. They were both also rather timid and all their lives they had both had an extreme […]
Murphy, who was an elderly farmer got married to a lovely young woman who came from the local village, but after a few months the marriage to his young wife was not working out too well. So, he decided to consult his doctor to see what advice the doctor could […]
A farmer had heard that the best milk comes from contented cows, so he decided it would be a good idea if he could come up with a way to help make the lives of his cows happier. He decided to subscribe to a website that had Animal Jokes, thinking […]
An elderly lady from a small village that was out in the boondocks went to visit her niece and her husband who lived in a house in a very fashionable suburb of a big city, close to a very well known golf course. On the second afternoon of her visit, […]
A rather lovely woman in her 30’s loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red on the vine in her garden. One day, while taking a stroll through the village where she lived, she came upon a gentlemen neighbour who had the most beautiful garden […]
It had been a terrible winter for the Highlands of Scotland with most of the land being buried under thick snow. It had been a colder winter than normal and there had been three months of unbroken blizzards, one heavy snow storm after another. As a result, most of Scotland […]
Miss O’Leary was a lovely little old Irish spinster from Cork who recently returned to the small village where she had lived most of her long life. While she had been away, the old priest who used to serve at the Catholic church in the village had retired and been […]
Miss O’Leary, who was the church organist in the small church in her village, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was a little old lady who was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all, nobody had ever had a bad thing to say about […]