Bertie always played cricket on Sunday, which troubled his wife, who was a devout Christian. She asked the vicar, “Is it a sin for my husband to play cricket on Sunday?” “It’s not a sin”, the vicar replied, “but the way he plays, it’s a crime!” Image used under a […]
The Best Funny vicar
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During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with a very unusual offer. “Look”, the groom said, “I will give you $250 if you will change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I have to promise to love, honor and obey and forsaking […]
A vicar gave a really short sermon in just ten minutes one Sunday morning, which was about half the usual length that he spent talking when giving his sermons. He explained the reason why he gave a short sermon to the congregation, “I regret to inform you that my dog, […]