An older gentleman went to see his doctor and asked if he could give him a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose. “Why not?” asked the man. “Because it’s not safe,” replied the doctor. “But I need it really bad,” […]
Jokes tagged as: viagra
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A woman asks her husband if he would like some breakfast. “Bacon, eggs, perhaps some toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit and a cup of fresh coffee?” He declines, “It’s the Viagra,” he says, “it’s really taken the edge off my appetite.” At lunchtime she again asks if he would […]
Today there has been a new announcement from the medical world. They have finally released details of the ingredients in Viagra: 3% Vitamin E 2% Aspirin 2% Ibuprofen 1% Vitamin C 92% Fix-A-Flat Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Viagra_in_Pack.jpg
A man goes to visit his grandfather who is 95 years old and in a nursing home. “How are you grandpa? he asks. “I’m feeling fine,” says the old man. “What’s the food like?”, asked his grandson. “Terrific, wonderful menus”, the old man replied. “And the nursing. Are they taking […]
One day, an elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for some Viagra. The pharmacist said “That’s no problem. How many would you like?” The elderly gentleman answered, “Just a few, maybe four, but please can you cut each one in four pieces.” The pharmacist, […]
An Irish woman of an advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice about reviving her husband’s libido. “Have you thought about trying Viagra?” the doctor asked her. “Not a chance”, she said to the doctor, “He won’t even take an aspirin.” “That’s not a problem”, replied the doctor. […]
