A middle aged man picked up his new prescription for Viagra from the pharmacy and made his way home to get ready for when his wife got home from work. He called his wife on the phone to check and she said that she would be home in an hour. […]
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A man went to the dentist to have a tooth extracted because it had decayed and was giving him a lot of pain. The dentist sat the man down in the chair, got him reclined and then pulled out a novocaine syringe to help to numb the area around the […]
Here’s a lovely story for you about an old couple and Viagra. One morning, an old man of 87 got up out of his rocking chair and began to put on his coat, much to the surprise of his wife, as he rarely even left the house. His wife asked […]
An older gentleman went to see his doctor and asked if he could give him a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose of Viagra. “Why not?” asked the man. “Because it’s not safe to take a double dose of Viagra”, […]
A woman asked her husband if he would like some breakfast. “Bacon, eggs, perhaps some toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit and a cup of fresh coffee?” she asked, He declined, telling her, “It’s the Viagra, it’s really taken the edge off my appetite.” At lunchtime she again asked if […]
An elderly woman walked into a doctor’s office. Going a bright shade of red, the embarrassed woman she told the doctor that there was a lack of intimacy in her relationship. In fact, she and her husband had not been intimate in years. She said that her husband seemed to […]
Today there has been a new announcement from the medical world. They have finally released details of the ingredients in Viagra: 3% Vitamin E 2% Aspirin 2% Ibuprofen 1% Vitamin C 92% Fix-A-Flat Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Viagra_in_Pack.jpg
A man went to visit his grandfather who was 95 years old and living in a nursing home. “How are you grandpa? he asked. “I’m feeling fine”” the old man replied. “What’s the food like?”, asked his grandson. “Terrific, wonderful menus”, the old man replied. “And the nursing. Are they […]
One day, an elderly gentleman went to the local pharmacy and asked the pharmacist for some Viagra. The pharmacist said to the elderly gentleman “That’s no problem sir. How many Viagra would you like?” The elderly gentleman answered, “Just a few, maybe four, but please can you cut each one […]
An Irish woman of an advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice about reviving her husband’s libido. “Have you thought about trying Viagra?” the doctor asked her. “Not a chance”, she said to the doctor, “He won’t even take an aspirin.” “That’s not a problem”, replied the doctor. […]
Jacob (92) and Rebecca (85) are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in, and then Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: ” Are you the […]