This collection of veterinarian jokes is a compilation of jokes and funny stories about veterinarians (animal doctors in other words), not veterans.
Roger had an elderly duck that wasn’t eating lately, so he took his old duck to the vet as he was concerned about it. The vet explained that as ducks get older, their upper bills grow down over their lower bills and make it difficult for the animal to pick […]
The Best Funny Veterinarian Jokes
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This collection of veterinarian jokes is a compilation of jokes and funny stories about veterinarians (animal doctors in other words), not veterans.
Did you come to the wrong place? That’s a trick question, because wherever you end up on The Laughline we have some terrific jokes and funny stories for you to enjoy.
There are many funny stories about vets going out to see farm animals as well as people taking their pet pooch or moggie to the vet’s office.
Hopefully at least a few of these jokes will tickle your fancy and raise some laughs. If they do, please pass the word around about us and help us to keep the laughter flowing.
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A woman walked into a vet’s waiting room and she was dragging a wet rabbit on a leash. It was pretty obvious to everyone in the waiting room that the rabbit did not want to be there. “Sit, Fluffy”, the woman said. Fluffy glared at her and sopping wet, jumped […]
This is a problem I haven’t really heard about before, Hairy Dog Ears! By hairy I mean excessively hairy so it pretty much stops a dog from hearing anything. Well, my next door neighbor found out that her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to the vet to […]
In the county of Yorkshire in the north of England they speak with a very unique accent. If you have trouble understanding any of these jokes, I recommend spending a week watching old episodes of All Creatures Great And Small or Last Of The Summer Wine, and then coming back […]
The only cow in a poor small village in Scotland stopped giving milk. After a lot of research, the villagers found they could buy Welsh cows quite cheaply. So they brought a cow from Wales, drove it back home to Scotland and it was wonderful. The Welsh cow produced lots […]
A woman brought a limp and obviously dead duck into the veterinarian office. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, “I’m so sorry lady, […]