The Best Funny Veterinarian Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixnio.com/science/veterinary-medicine/veterinarian-seen-here-inspecting-a-cow-is-confident-that-healthier-cowsThis collection of veterinarian jokes is a compilation of jokes and funny stories about veterinarians (animal doctors in other words), not veterans.

Did you come to the wrong place? That’s a trick question, because wherever you end up on The Laughline we have some terrific jokes and funny stories for you to enjoy.

There are many funny stories about vets going out to see farm animals as well as people taking their pet pooch or moggie to the vet’s office.

Hopefully at least a few of these jokes will tickle your fancy and raise some laughs. If they do, please pass the word around about us and help us to keep the laughter flowing.


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Black Puppies

A man went to see the vet one day, carrying a litter of black puppies in a box. He asked the vet if he could give them their first set […]

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Advice About His Horse

A rancher went to the veterinarian seeking some advice about his horse. He said to the vet, “I have a horse that walks normally sometimes, but sometimes he limps. What […]

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The Veterinary Surgeon

The veterinary surgeon had been busy all day. It was one of those days when he had to tend to one emergency after the another. If it wasn’t someone’s cat […]

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Five Poodles

An elderly woman, who had five poodles, often had to make trips the veterinary clinic. Over the years, she brought her pet poodles to see the vet for routine checkups […]

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The Weekly Offering

One Sunday, the pastor of a small church in Florida was counting the money from the weekly offering, when he found a pink envelope that contained $500? The pastor was […]

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Hip Replacement

Two patients limped into two different medical clinics, both suffering with the same complaint. Both had trouble walking and appeared to require a hip replacement. The FIRST patient was examined […]

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Teenagers Have A Lot In Common With Cats

Believe it or not, it may surprise you to know that teenagers have a lot in common with cats. Seriously, it’s true, I kid you not. It’s also true that […]

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Paddy’s Goldfish

Paddy took his goldfish in it’s bowl and went to see the vet. “I think my goldfish has got epilepsy” he told the vet. The vet took a look at […]

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Clever Signs And Slogans

These are some clever signs and slogans that people have come up with to advertise their profession. It seems these days that if you want your business to get noticed, […]

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Cross-Eyed Rottweiler

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, “My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?” “Well”, the vet says, “I haven’t […]

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The Perfect Excuse For Not Going To Work

Everybody dreams of having the perfect excuse for not going to work don’t they. It’s all very well to say that you have a cold or sore throat, but then […]

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Golden Retriever Puppies

A woman client brought a litter of golden retriever puppies to my veterinary clinic for inoculations and worming. As the pups squirmed over and under one another in their box, […]