A man went to see the vet one day, carrying a litter of black puppies in a box. He asked the vet if he could give them their first set […]
The Best Funny Veterinarian Jokes
A rancher went to the veterinarian seeking some advice about his horse. He said to the vet, “I have a horse that walks normally sometimes, but sometimes he limps. What […]
The veterinary surgeon had been busy all day. It was one of those days when he had to tend to one emergency after the another. If it wasn’t someone’s cat […]
An elderly woman, who had five poodles, often had to make trips the veterinary clinic. Over the years, she brought her pet poodles to see the vet for routine checkups […]
One Sunday, the pastor of a small church in Florida was counting the money from the weekly offering, when he found a pink envelope that contained $500? The pastor was […]
Two patients limped into two different medical clinics, both suffering with the same complaint. Both had trouble walking and appeared to require a hip replacement. The FIRST patient was examined […]
Believe it or not, it may surprise you to know that teenagers have a lot in common with cats. Seriously, it’s true, I kid you not. It’s also true that […]
Paddy took his goldfish in it’s bowl and went to see the vet. “I think my goldfish has got epilepsy” he told the vet. The vet took a look at […]
These are some clever signs and slogans that people have come up with to advertise their profession. It seems these days that if you want your business to get noticed, […]
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, “My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?” “Well”, the vet says, “I haven’t […]
Everybody dreams of having the perfect excuse for not going to work don’t they. It’s all very well to say that you have a cold or sore throat, but then […]
A woman client brought a litter of golden retriever puppies to my veterinary clinic for inoculations and worming. As the pups squirmed over and under one another in their box, […]