Jokes tagged as:  vet

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Cross-Eyed Rottweiler

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says to him, “My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?” “Well”, the vet says, “let’s have a look at him”. So, the vet picks the dog up, examines his eyes and ears, then he checks his […]

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The Elderly Duck

Roger had an elderly duck that wasn’t eating lately, so he took his old duck to the vet as he was concerned about it. The vet explained that as ducks get older, their upper bills grow down over their lower bills and make it difficult for the animal to pick […]

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Wet Rabbit

A woman walks into a vet’s waiting room. She is dragging a wet rabbit on a leash, and it’s pretty obvious that the rabbit does not want to be there. “Sit, Fluffy,” she says. Fluffy glares at her, and sopping wet, jumps up on a customer’s lap, getting water all […]

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The Dead Duck

A woman brought a limp and obviously dead duck into a vet. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope, and listened to the bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, “I’m so sorry, your duck […]