This collection of Vet Jokes is jokes and funny stories about veterinarians (animal doctors in other words), not veterans.
A rancher went to the veterinarian seeking some advice about his horse. He said to the vet, “I have a horse that walks normally sometimes, but sometimes he limps. What should I do?” The vet replied, “Well, I recommend that the next time he walks normally, sell him!” Image used […]
The Best Funny Veterinarian Jokes
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This collection of Vet Jokes is jokes and funny stories about veterinarians (animal doctors in other words), not veterans.
Did you come to the wrong place? That’s a trick question, because wherever you end up on The Laughline we have some terrific jokes and funny stories for you.
There are many funny stories about vets going out to see farm animals as well as people taking their pet pooch or moggie to the vet’s office.
Hopefully at least a few of these jokes will tickle your fancy and raise some laughs. If they do, please pass the word around about us and help us to keep the laughter flowing.
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The veterinary surgeon had been busy all day. It was one of those days when he had to tend to one emergency after the another. If it wasn’t someone’s cat that had fleas, it was someone’s hamster that had a rash. It was mind numbing and he couldn’t wait to […]
An elderly woman, who had five poodles, often had to make trips the veterinary clinic. Over the years, she brought her pet poodles to see the vet for routine checkups and procedures, it goes without saying that she was devoted to her little dogs. As time went by, however, one […]
One Sunday, the pastor of a small church in Florida was counting the money from the weekly offering, when he found a pink envelope that contained $500? The pastor was most surprised, but thought litle more about the generous windfall that the church had received until it happened again the […]
Two patients limp into two different medical clinics, both suffering with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week. The SECOND […]
Believe it or not, it may surprise you to know that teenagers have a lot in common with cats. For all of you parents who have teenage children or whose children were once teenagers, you may want to know what they really have in common with cats: Neither teenagers nor […]
Paddy took his goldfish in it’s bowl and went to see the vet. “I think my goldfish has got epilepsy” he told the vet. The vet took a look at the goldfish. He couldn’t see anything wrong with it and said to Paddy, “It seems calm enough to me”. Paddy […]
These are some clever signs and slogans that people have come up with to advertise their profession. It seems these days that if you want your business to get noticed, you need to come up with a catchy slogan. It doesn’t matter if you have a physical office or a […]
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, “My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?” “Well”, the vet says, “let’s have a good look at him”. So, the vet picked the dog up, examined his eyes and ears, then he checked […]
Everybody dreams of having the perfect excuse for not going to work don’t they. It’s all very well to say that you have a cold or sore throat, but then you really need to prove it. You can’t take the day off claiming that you feel like “death warmed up” […]