Two elderly ladies met while they were out shopping, after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other’s health, as elderly folks do, one elderly lady asked the other how her husband was doing. “Oh! Bob died last week”, the elderly lady said. “He went out […]
The Best Funny vegetable
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A school teacher decides that she was going to give her class a lesson about vegetables. She turned and asked her class, “What vegetable makes your eyes water?” Little Johnny, always ready with a wisecrack, replied, “A turnip, miss.” “No Johnny,” the teacher said, “I believe you are thinking of […]