So, this man went to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients that the doctor would see for this procedure, the man turned up in a limousine and […]
The Best Funny Vasectomy Jokes
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Have you ever thought of having a Vasectomy? “Snip Snip”, you wouldn’t think it could be funny, but here we are with a great collection of funny Vasectomy Jokes.
Sure, I had it done a few years ago. The ex wanted me to have one. Her excuse was that we wouldn’t have to worry about birth control, but in reality I think she secretly hoped that it would have the same effect as cutting a dog’s balls off. Well, it didn’t and in many ways it was pointless since birth control wasn’t necessary. I did mention she was my “ex” right?
Anyhow, enough about my story and back to our collection of Vasectomy Jokes. Hope you enjoy them.
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