The Best Funny Vasectomy Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.picpedia.org/medical/v/vasectomy.htmlHave you ever thought of having a Vasectomy? “Snip Snip”, you wouldn’t think it could be funny, but here we are with a great collection of funny Vasectomy Jokes.

Sure, I had it done a few years ago. The ex wanted me to have one. Her excuse was that we wouldn’t have to worry about birth control, but in reality I think she secretly hoped that it would have the same effect as cutting a dog’s balls off. Well, it didn’t and in many ways it was pointless since birth control wasn’t necessary. I did mention she was my “ex” right?

Anyhow, enough about my story and back to our collection of Vasectomy Jokes. Hope you enjoy them.


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Vasectomy

So, this man went to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients that the doctor would see for this procedure, the man turned up in a limousine and […]

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Newly Married Friends

Some newly married friends of ours were spending a few days with us, when the topic of children came up in conversation over a few evening drinks. You know how […]

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Thinking About Getting A Vasectomy

Murphy went to the doctor for a physical exam and while he was there, he mentioned to the doctor that was thinking about getting a vasectomy. The doctor completed his […]

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Annual Physical Examination

After a man had his annual physical examination, the doctor came out to give him the results. The doctor said, “Your checkup results look really good. You are in fine […]

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The Good The Bad And The Ugly

The good the bad and the ugly. No this isn’t about the movie, which is a classic western by the way (must watch it again sometime). You know what it’s […]

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Redneck Birth Control

Say what you like, but redneck birth control really is on another level! So, after having their 11th child, a redneck couple decided that they had enough children and it […]

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Birth Control Pills

“I have got to get to the doctor and renew my prescription for my birth control pills, I can’t afford to get pregnant!” said Jenny to her best friend Alison. […]