Have you ever thought of having a Vasectomy? “Snip Snip”, you wouldn’t think it could be funny, but here we are with a great collection of funny Vasectomy Jokes.
Some newly married friends of ours were spending a few days with us, when the topic of children came up in conversation. You know how newlyweds can be, full of great ideas, often ones they have spent years dreaming about, but as anyone who has been married for a while […]
The Best Funny Vasectomy Jokes
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Have you ever thought of having a Vasectomy? “Snip Snip”, you wouldn’t think it could be funny, but here we are with a great collection of funny Vasectomy Jokes.
Sure, I had it done a few years ago. The ex wanted me to have one. Her excuse was that we wouldn’t have to worry about birth control, but in reality I think she secretly hoped that it would have the same effect as cutting a dog’s balls off. Well, it didn’t and in many ways it was pointless since birth control wasn’t necessary. I did mention she was my “ex” right?
Anyhow, enough about my story and back to our collection of Vasectomy Jokes. Hope you enjoy them.
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Murphy went to the doctor for a physical exam and while he was there, he mentioned to the doctor that was thinking about getting a vasectomy. The doctor completed his examination and then commented to Murphy about his question. “Having a vasectomy is a pretty big decision”, the doctor said. […]
After a man had his annual physical examination, the doctor came out to give him the results. The doctor said, “Your checkup results look really good. You are in fine health for your age. Is there anything that you would like to ask me?” “Well”, the man said, “I was […]
You know what it’s like when you realize something and it seems good. Then, after a while you realize it’s not good, it’s bad. The worse is still to come though, when you realize that it’s neither good or bad, it’s just downright ugly. Here are a few of those […]
After having their 11th child, a redneck couple decided that they had enough children and it was time to do something about birth control. So, the husband went to his doctor, who also treated mules, and told him that he and his wife didn’t want to have any more children. […]
“I have got to get to the doctor and renew my prescription of birth control pills, I can’t afford to get pregnant!” said Jenny to her best friend Alison. “But I thought you said your husband had had a vasectomy,” Alison responded. “He did”, Jenny replied, “That’s why I can’t […]
