Vampires! Those nasty bat-like un-dead creatures that don’t so much go bump in the night as chomp!
It had been a hot dry summer in Transylvania and three thirsty Vampire bats were hanging upside down in their cave (as bats do), waiting for the sun to set so they could fly off in search of a drink. As the sun disappeared below the horizon, the first Vampire […]
The Best Funny Vampire Jokes
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Vampires! Those nasty bat-like un-dead creatures that don’t so much go bump in the night as chomp!
Here is a selection of funny Vampire Jokes and funny Vampire stories for you, with lots of vampire bats, neck biting, blood drinking, coffins, crucifixes, silver bullets and more. Ah yes, don’t forget the garlic when you next go grocery shopping!
It’s good to learn about Vampires, you never know when your life might be at stake – a wooden stake!
If you love jokes that have a touch of horror or the scary stuff, don’t miss our collection of Transylvania Jokes.
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This is the story of a woman’s week at the gym and I am sure many of you ladies will be able to identify with the hero/victim of this story. Many of us have never been to the gym in our lives, but once you reach middle age, and especially […]
Two vampires decided that what they would really like was an Italian Dinner. They had been sitting around their castle in Transylvania talking about how they were tired of the local food, and both of them were of the opinion that Italian food would be a nice change from the […]