The Best Funny Vampire Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Dracula_vampire.jpgVampires! Those nasty bat-like un-dead creatures that don’t so much go bump in the night as chomp!

Here is a selection of funny Vampire Jokes and funny Vampire stories for you, with lots of vampire bats, neck biting, blood drinking, coffins, crucifixes, silver bullets and more. Ah yes, don’t forget the garlic when you next go grocery shopping!

It’s good to learn about Vampires, you never know when your life might be at stake – a wooden stake!

If you love jokes that have a touch of horror or the scary stuff, don’t miss our collection of Transylvania Jokes.


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Thirsty Vampire Bats

It had been a hot dry summer in Transylvania and three thirsty Vampire bats were hanging upside down in their cave (as bats do), waiting for the sun to set […]

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A Woman’s Week At The Gym

This is the story of a woman’s week at the gym and I am sure many of you ladies will be able to identify with the hero/victim of this story. […]

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Italian Dinner

One evening, two vampires decided that what they would really like was an Italian Dinner. They had been sitting around their castle in Transylvania talking about how they were tired […]