It’s been a hot dry summer in Transylvania, and three thirsty Vampire bats are hanging upside down in their cave (as bats do), waiting for the sun to set so they can fly off in search of a drink. As the sun disappeared below the horizon, the first Vampire bat […]
Jokes tagged as: Vampire
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Vampires! Those nasty bat-like un-dead creatures that don’t so much go bump in the night as chomp!
Here is a selection of funny Vampire jokes and funny Vampire stories for you, with lots of vampire bats, neck biting, blood drinking, coffins, crucifixes, silver bullets and more.
It’s good to learn about Vampires, you never know when your life might be at stake – a wooden stake!.
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Two vampires decided that what they would really like was an Italian Dinner. They had been sitting around their castle in Transylvania talking about how they were tired of the local food, and both of them were of the opinion that Italian food would be a nice change from the […]
