The Best Funny Vampire Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Dracula_vampire.jpgVampires! Those nasty bat-like un-dead creatures that don’t so much go bump in the night as chomp!

Here is a selection of funny Vampire Jokes and funny Vampire stories for you, with lots of vampire bats, neck biting, blood drinking, coffins, crucifixes, silver bullets and more. Ah yes, don’t forget the garlic when you next go grocery shopping!

It’s good to learn about Vampires, you never know when your life might be at stake – a wooden stake!

If you love jokes that have a touch of horror or the scary stuff, don’t miss our collection of Transylvania Jokes.


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