This is a Valentine’s Day limerick, hope you enjoy it. So today is Valentine’s DayI’d love a “romp in the hay”But she’s in a bad moodMy chances are screwedSaying “Today just isn’t your day” Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/photos/desperate-think-stressed-out-5011953/
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A man decided that he would buy his wife some expensive lingerie for Valentines Day. So he paid a visit to a well known fashion store in the mall that always advertised the sexiest of underwear for women. While he was browsing around the store, he noticed that as the […]
Can you imagine sending out a thousand Valentines Day cards? Here’s a Valentines Day story for you, it’s a good one… A man walked into a post office one day and was surprised to see a middle-aged, balding man, standing at the counter, methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink […]
Mrs. Sullivan returned home to to Ireland from a vacation to France where she had taken a French Cooking class. She tells her husband Seamus that she is going to prepare him a special meal for St. Valentine’s Day, and that he is to go down to Murphy’s Market and […]