The Best Funny Valentines Day Jokes

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Valentines Day Love Hearts. Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/photos/red-hearts-chocolate-paper-bag-3979033/Valentines Day, that special day when you can show the one you love how you feel about them.

It’s a double edged sword though as you might not get the reaction you expected from your show of affection and as always we try to find the funny side of life, so naturally we have this collection of Valentines Day jokes which we hope you enjoy.

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A Valentine’s Day Limerick

This is a Valentine’s Day limerick, hope you enjoy it. So today is Valentine’s DayI’d love a “romp in the hay”But she’s in a bad moodMy chances are screwedSaying “Today […]

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Lingerie For Valentines Day

A man decided that he would buy his wife some expensive lingerie for Valentines Day. So he paid a visit to a well known fashion store in the mall that […]

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A Thousand Valentines Day Cards

Can you imagine sending out a thousand Valentines Day cards? Here’s a Valentines Day story for you, it’s a good one… A man walked into a post office one day […]

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French Cooking Class

Mrs. Sullivan returned home to to Ireland from a vacation to France where she had taken a French Cooking class. She tells her husband Seamus that she is going to […]