An Irishman was playing Trivial Pursuit with some friends. When it was his turn, he rolled the dice and landed on the “Science & Nature” topic. His question was, “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?” He thought about this for a […]
The Best Funny vacuum cleaner
I had waited for many years to quit work and was enjoying the second week of my retirement, much the same way as I had enjoyed the first week actually, by doing as little as possible and spending a few happy hours out in the garden relaxing in my wicker […]
Tyrone was a stupid and clumsy boy. None of his classmates at school liked him, because of his stupidity and clumsiness, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, “You’re driving me mad, Tyrone!” One day, Tyrone’s mom came to school to check on how he was doing. The […]
A man gets a job as a door to door salesman for a company that sells vacuum cleaners, and like many new sales people, he is really enthusiastic about his job. He goes to the first house in his new sales area, and knocks on the front door. A really […]