The Best Funny usher

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Local Country Church

An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her to walk up the flight of steps. “Where would you […]

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Snoring At The Opera

A man fell asleep in his seat and started snoring at the opera. Now if you think like I do, there is nothing worse than people making noise during a […]

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Posh Theatre

A man was laying sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, “I’m sorry, sir, but […]