It was the opening night of the latest production at the theatre, it was a murder mystery play. A Scotsman went up to the ticket office, only to learn that the show was completely sold out. He found an usher and pleaded with him, in his Scottish brogue (just read […]
The Best Funny usher
A man was laying sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, “I’m sorry, sir, but you are only allowed one seat.” The man groaned but didn’t budge. The usher became impatient. “I’m sorry sir, if […]