An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her to walk up the flight of steps. “Where would you […]
The Best Funny usher
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A man fell asleep in his seat and started snoring at the opera. Now if you think like I do, there is nothing worse than people making noise during a […]
A man was laying sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, “I’m sorry, sir, but […]