A man fell asleep in his seat and started snoring at the opera. Now if you think like I do, there is nothing worse than people making noise during a movie or worse a live performance. It’s rude and inconsiderate to the rest of the audience, I am sure you […]
The Best Funny usher
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It was the opening night of the latest production at the theatre, it was a murder mystery play. A Scotsman went up to the ticket office, only to learn that the show was completely sold out. He found an usher and pleaded with him, in his Scottish brogue (just read […]
A man was laying sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, “I’m sorry, sir, but you we only allow one seat per person in this theatre”. The man groaned when the usher spoke to him, […]