The Best Funny USA Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.rawpixel.com/image/433912/washington-dc-nightYou can make jokes about just about any country and the USA has more than it’s fair share of jokes told about it. This is our collection of USA Jokes and it’s growing all the time.

If you enjoy these jokes and remember they are just jokes, please help to spread some laughter around the world by sharing our jokes on social media. Thanks in advance.

Meanwhile, back to the USA Jokes, which we hope you enjoy.


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The First Woman President

Let’s take a visionary look at the near future of US politics with the election of the first woman president. So the year is 2024 and the United States of […]

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Four Mexicans In A Rowing Boat

A US Navy destroyer stopped four Mexicans in a rowing boat who were rowing north towards California. The Captain got on the loud-hailer and shouted out to them, “Ahoy, small […]

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Hikers

A group of hikers were being led through the wilderness of the Northwestern USA by a travel guide. On the third day, the hikers came to the conclusion that some […]

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United States Emblem

Donald Trump announced today that he is changing the emblem of the United States to a “condom” because it more clearly reflects the government’s political stance. When asked why he […]

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Thanksgiving Explained

Exactly what is Thanksgiving? This is Thanksgiving explained for those who don’t live in the USA and don’t know what it’s all about. Most Americans of course understand the meaning […]

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Canadian Farm

An elderly woman lived on a small Canadian farm. She had lived there all of her married life, but now that she was a widow she lived there with her […]

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Alternative USA State Slogans

We all know that the states in the USA have slogans, for example California has the slogan “The Golden State”, Arizona is known as “The Grand Canyon State”, Florida is […]

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Who Is Working In The USA Anyway?

Have you ever wondered who is working in the USA? If you take a look at some facts, it really makes you wonder who is actually working in the USA. […]

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United Nations World Survey

Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN.

The only question asked was: “Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?”
The survey was a huge failure because of the following:

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Look At Who Is Running The USA

Look at who is running the USA! You would like to think it was some of the most intelligent people in the country who were in government, but if you […]