You can make jokes about just about any country and the USA has more than it’s fair share of jokes told about it. This is our collection of USA Jokes and it’s growing all the time.
Donald Trump announced today that he is changing the emblem of the United States to a “condom” because it more clearly reflects the government’s political stance. When asked why he wanted to change the United States emblem to a condom, he said that a condom: stands up to Inflation halts […]
The Best Funny USA Jokes
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You can make jokes about just about any country and the USA has more than it’s fair share of jokes told about it. This is our collection of USA Jokes and it’s growing all the time.
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Have you ever stopped to think about how people who live in different parts of North America react differently to different temperatures. For example, when I lived in South Florida, when the temperature dropped below the mid 70’s, I would be out in t-shirt, shorts and sandals, while native Floridians […]
We know that the states in the USA all have slogans, for example California has the slogan “The Golden State”, Arizona is known as “The Grand Canyon State”, Florida is “The Sunshine State” etc. Well, this is a list of alternative state slogans that you might find amusing, and sadly […]
Have you ever wondered who is working in the USA? The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million of those are retired, that leaves 140 million people to do the work. There are 85 million kids in school, which leaves 55 million people to do the work. Of […]
If you want to know how intelligent the people are who are running the USA, just look for feedback on how they travel. A Travel Agent in Washington DC who arranged a lot of flights for politicians over the years had this to report: I had a New Hampshire […]
