You can make jokes about just about any country and the USA has more than it’s fair share of jokes told about it. This is our collection of USA Jokes and it’s growing all the time.
Let’s take a visionary look at the near future of US politics with the election of the first woman president. So the year is 2024 and the United States of America has recently elected the first woman president as well as the first Jewish president, Susan Goldberg. The president called […]
The Best Funny USA Jokes
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You can make jokes about just about any country and the USA has more than it’s fair share of jokes told about it. This is our collection of USA Jokes and it’s growing all the time.
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A US Navy destroyer stopped four Mexicans in a rowing boat who were rowing north towards California. The Captain got on the loud-hailer and shouted out to them, “Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?” One of the Mexicans put down his oar, stood up and shouted back, “We are […]
A group of hikers were being led through the wilderness of the Northwestern USA by a travel guide. On the third day, the hikers came to the conclusion that some of the landmarks looked familiar and it became apparent that they had been travelling in circles. “I reckon we are […]
Donald Trump announced today that he is changing the emblem of the United States to a “condom” because it more clearly reflects the government’s political stance. When asked why he wanted to change the United States emblem to a condom, he said that a condom: stands up to Inflation halts […]
Exactly what is Thanksgiving? This is Thanksgiving explained for those who don’t live in the USA and don’t know what it’s all about. Most Americans of course understand the meaning of Thanksgiving and what it represents, it’s part of the tradition that goes back to the Pilgrim Fathers and the […]
Have you ever stopped to think about how people who live in different parts of North America react differently to different temperatures. For example, when I lived in South Florida, when the temperature dropped below the mid 70’s, I would be out in t-shirt, shorts and sandals, while native Floridians […]
An elderly woman lived on a small Canadian farm. She had lived there all of her married life, but now that she was a widow she lived there with her son and three grandchildren. The farm was literally just yards away from the North Dakota border and their land had […]
We all know that the states in the USA have slogans, for example California has the slogan “The Golden State”, Arizona is known as “The Grand Canyon State”, Florida is “The Sunshine State” etc. Well, this is a list of alternative state slogans that you might find amusing and sadly […]
Have you ever wondered who is working in the USA? If you take a look at some facts, it really makes you wonder who is actually working in the USA. Read on and you will see what I mean… Ok, so the population of this country is 300 million. 160 […]
Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure because of the following:
Look at who is running the USA! You would like to think it was some of the most intelligent people in the country who were in government, but if you really want to know how intelligent the people are who are running the USA, just look for feedback on how […]