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The Best Funny University Jokes
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You might wonder why there are so many university jokes, since universities are places of learning and therefore you might expect topics to be more serious in nature.
But when you think that universities are full of students and students are capable of the silliest things, it all makes perfect sense. Well it does to me at least and I have a good few stories of my own from my university days.
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