An engineering student was cycling across campus at his university when he saw a fellow engineering student who was riding this really fancy bicycle. They stopped to talk and the first student couldn’t help but admire his fellow student’s bicycle. He asked his fellow student, “Where did you get such […]
The Best Funny University Jokes
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You might wonder why there are so many university jokes, since universities are places of learning and therefore you might expect topics to be more serious in nature.
But when you think that universities are full of students and students are capable of the silliest things, it all makes perfect sense. Well it does to me at least and I have a good few stories of my own from my university days.
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The university student was on a weekend trip back home in the middle of his freshman year. He turned and said to his mother, “Mom, I have decided that I want to major in political science and that I want to help to clean up the mess in the world!” […]
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A father had three sons who he sent away to university to ensure that all three of them had a good education. Before they left home he said to all of them, “I feel that it’s my duty to provide you with the best possible education. You do not owe […]
This story about drug problems has been sitting in my jokes inbox for a while waiting to see the light of day. Actually, it’s been sitting there for about 4 years, much shorter than some of the jokes sitting in my inbox that are screaming to be published again, but […]