An engineering student was cycling across campus at his university when he saw a fellow engineering student who was riding this really fancy bicycle. They stopped to talk and the […]
The Best Funny University Jokes
22 posts
You might wonder why there are so many university jokes, since universities are places of learning and therefore you might expect topics to be more serious in nature.
But when you think that universities are full of students and students are capable of the silliest things, it all makes perfect sense. Well it does to me at least and I have a good few stories of my own from my university days.
We hope you enjoy these funny university jokes and of course please do share our posts and also please click on any adverts that you are interested in as these earn us a few pennies and help to cover our operating costs.
Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.maxpixel.net/Historic-Campus-Building-England-Oxford-University-5596420
A bank manager was arrested last week for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter’s university education. The police officer who was leading the bank manager away in handcuffs leaned […]
One evening, soon after our last child left home for university, I carefully removed my husband’s glasses while he was resting next to me on the couch with his head […]
Three women went down to Mexico one night to celebrate their college graduation. They all got drunk and woke up in jail, only to find to their horror that they […]
I’m always really interested when I hear about a new scientific discovery. How about you? I read this morning that scientists at the University of Glasgow in Scotland believe there […]
This is a really funny tale about a “Tandem Story” from a college English class. Do you remember the best selling book “Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus“, […]
The university athletics scout for one of the leading universities in the USA went to the office of the athletic director and announced, “Sir, have I got an athlete for […]
The university student was on a weekend trip back home in the middle of his freshman year. He turned and said to his mother, “Mom, I have decided that I […]
It was the first day of college and the Dean was addressing the university students, laying down some rules that they were required to follow. “The female dormitory is out […]
One day, my husband, who is totally naive when it comes to housework, decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted out to […]
A father had three sons who he sent away to university to ensure that all three of them had a good education. Before they left home he said to all […]
This story about drug problems has been sitting in my jokes inbox for a while waiting to see the light of day. Actually, it’s been sitting there for about 4 […]