A university student was on a weekend trip home and said to his mother, “Mom, I decided that I want to major in political science and that I want to help to clean up the mess in the world!” “That is very nice of you”, his mother replied. “Maybe you […]
Jokes tagged as: university
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A father had three sons, and when he sent them to university he said to them, “I feel tht it’s my duty to provide you with the best possible education. You do not owe me anything for that. However, I want you to appreciate it. As a token of your […]
The university basketball coach stormed into the president’s office one day and demanded a raise right then and there. “Oh Please”, protested the college president, “you already make more than the entire History Department put together”. “That may be so”, the basketball coach replied, “but you don’t know what I […]
The young blonde student reported for her university final examination, which consisted of a series of “Yes/No” type questions. She took her seat in the examination hall and when the examination began, she just stared at the question paper for what seemed like an eternity, although in reality I guess […]
Donald McDonald, a Scotsman from the Isle of Skye, went to study at an English university He was living in the hall of residence with all the other students there, and after he had been there a month, his mother came to visit him. “And how do you find the […]
A young man had just completed his graduation from Harvard University, and he was incredibly excited, just thinking about his future, and all the opportunities that lay ahead of him. He gets into a taxi, and the taxi driver asks him, “How are you sir on this lovely day?” Ther […]
