So, there were these three men, sitting at a bar, arguing as to which one had the ugliest wife. Yes I know, it’s one of those male chauvenist jokes ladies, but please just see the funny side of it, or imagine it the other way around. I have met some […]
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The good the bad and the ugly. No this isn’t about the movie, which is a classic western by the way (must watch it again sometime). You know what it’s like when you realize something and it seems good. Then, after a while you realize it’s not good, it’s bad. […]
I went out for a few drinks the other night, and was standing at the bar minding my own business, when this ugly woman came up behind me. She grabbed my rear and said, “You’re kind of cute. Have you got a phone number?” I said, “Yeah, you got a […]
A woman was at the supermarket checkout, having completed the shopping at her local Walmart supermarket, where she selected a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. […]
So I was in this sleazy bar on the wrong side of town last night, standing at the bar waiting for a beer, when this large ugly woman came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. She said, “Hey sexy, I really dig old men, how about giving […]
Have you ever thought about what the real meaning might be behind the content of those personal ads in the papers, especially those where the advertiser uses some common “abbreviations” to describe themself? Most people have at least once in their lives, read through the singles classified ads in the […]
An gorgeous young woman, who was being chaperoned by an ugly old lady, entered the doctor’s office and went up to the reception desk. “We have come for a physical examination”, the young woman said, when the doctor finished writing up his notes from his previous patient. The doctor looked […]
A middle-aged couple had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. They had been married for a number of years, but finally decided to try one last time for the son that they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife became pregnant and sure enough, nine months later she delivered […]
Can you imagine never having seen a mirror before? I can see you thinking already that this must be a terrible joke and to be sure you aren’t wrong there. But bad jokes are sometimes the best, so read on and if you think it’s really bad, you absolutely must […]