Jokes tagged as:  ugly

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The Good The Bad And The Ugly

You know what it’s like when you realize something and it seems good. Then, after a while you realize it’s not good, it’s bad. The worse is still to come though, when you realize that it’s neither good or bad, it’s just downright ugly. Here are a few of those […]

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Ugly Woman

I went out for a few drinks the other night, and was standing at the bar minding my own business, when this ugly woman came up behind me. She grabbed my rear and said, “You’re kind of cute. Have you got a phone number?” I said, “Yeah, you got a […]

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Large Ugly Woman

I was in a sleazy bar on the wrong side of town last night, standing at the bar waiting for a beer, when this large ugly woman came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. She said, “Hey sexy, I really dig old guys, how about giving me […]

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The Ugly Child

A middle-aged couple had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. They had been married for a number of years, but finally decided to try one last time for the son that they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife became pregnan,t and sure enough, nine months later she delivered […]