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The Best Funny Twins Jokes

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It’s not surprising there are a lot of Twins Jokes because let’s face it, when a couple find out that they are having twins, it’s a surprise and a life changing one at that.

We have scoured the internet for Twins Jokes and believe we have amassed a good collection of some of the best ones here for you. Hope you enjoy them.

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The Maguire Twins

The Maguire twins had only been fishing for two hours, and already their boat was full to overflowing with mackerel. They had never known anything it before. “Begod, we have struck a rare spot here”, said Mick, dreaming of his wife grilling some of those freshly caught mackerel for his […]

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Irish Jokes

An Irish Pub Joke

A collection of Irish Jokes wouldn’t be complete without an Irish Pub Joke would it, so here is a classic one for you. A man who has obviously had a few beers already, staggered up to the only other person in an Irish Pub and asked if he could buy […]

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Travel Jokes

Trip To England

When you have a story with pub, a trip to England and Siamese twins, you know it’s either a cracker or one with a really bad punchline. We will let you be the judge of that… So, Siamese twins walk into a pub in Vancouver and park themselves on a […]