The Best Funny Twins Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.flickr.com/photos/tom1231/273579455It’s not surprising there are a lot of Twins Jokes because let’s face it, when a couple find out that they are having twins, it’s a surprise and a life changing one at that.

We have scoured the internet for Twins Jokes and believe we have amassed a good collection of some of the best ones here for you. Hope you enjoy them.


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St. Patrick’s Birthday

This is a poem about St. Patrick’s Birthday. I have no idea who wrote it or when, but thought you might get a giggle out of it as it’s typically […]

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Secondhand Mercedes

The O’Connell twins had bought a secondhand Mercedes car and were taking their friend Paddy for a spin in their new car. As they sped down the street, Paddy called […]

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Desperate To Have Children

A Catholic couple had been married for five years and were desperate to have children, but no matter how often they tried, how many different positions they tried and no […]

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Extracts From Child Benefit Claim Forms

The following are all “supposedly” genuine replies that British women have put on Child Benefit claim forms in the section where you list the father’s details. Don’t you love these […]

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Newborn Twins

A young mother came into my father’s insurance office recently, wheeling her newborn twins in a double stroller. Like any typical man would, my father asked the young mother if […]

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A Rather Large Family

Dolores was a really fertile woman and as a result she ended up with a rather large family. It seemed to everyone that every time she so much as engaged […]

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Jumping For Joy

My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway, the other day, just jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping for joy but […]

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Irish Twins Sailed With Sir Walter Raleigh

It is a little known historical fact, but a pair of Irish twins sailed with the explorer Sir Walter Raleigh on his voyages of exploration in the New World. The […]

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Coincidences

Paddy, Murphy and Seamus were drinking in their local pub and after a few pints of Guinness their discussion somehow turned to the topic of  coincidences. Paddy said to the […]

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In A Coma

A pregnant woman from Vancouver was involved in a car accident and fell into a deep coma. She had been in the hospital asleep for nearly 6 months, when she […]

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Joe’s Boat

This is a funny story about Joe’s boat. Now Joe kept pretty much to himself and he owned an old dilapidated boat. His identical twin brother John lived on the […]

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Adopted Twins

A woman had twins and gave them up for adoption. One of the adopted twins went to live with a family in Egypt and was named “Amal.” The other adopted […]