Jokes tagged as:  twins

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Coincidences

Three men were drinking in a bar and their discussion turned to the topic of  coincidences. The first man said to the others, “An amazing coincidence happened to us. My wife was reading A Tale Of Two Cities, and she gave birth to twins”. “That’s funny”, the second man remarked, […]

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In A Coma

A pregnant woman from Vancouver is involved in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. She has been asleep for nearly 6 months, when she suddenly wakes up. The first thing that she sees that she is no longer pregnant, and frantically she asks the doctor about her […]

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Joe’s Boat

Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself. His identical twin brother John lived on the other side of town, but unlike Joe, John was married, and the two brothers hadn’t seen much of each other in a few years. One day, Joe rented out his […]