This is a poem about St. Patrick’s Birthday. I have no idea who wrote it or when, but thought you might get a giggle out of it as it’s typically […]
The Best Funny Twins Jokes
The O’Connell twins had bought a secondhand Mercedes car and were taking their friend Paddy for a spin in their new car. As they sped down the street, Paddy called […]
A Catholic couple had been married for five years and were desperate to have children, but no matter how often they tried, how many different positions they tried and no […]
The following are all “supposedly” genuine replies that British women have put on Child Benefit claim forms in the section where you list the father’s details. Don’t you love these […]
A young mother came into my father’s insurance office recently, wheeling her newborn twins in a double stroller. Like any typical man would, my father asked the young mother if […]
Dolores was a really fertile woman and as a result she ended up with a rather large family. It seemed to everyone that every time she so much as engaged […]
My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway, the other day, just jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping for joy but […]
It is a little known historical fact, but a pair of Irish twins sailed with the explorer Sir Walter Raleigh on his voyages of exploration in the New World. The […]
Paddy, Murphy and Seamus were drinking in their local pub and after a few pints of Guinness their discussion somehow turned to the topic of coincidences. Paddy said to the […]
A pregnant woman from Vancouver was involved in a car accident and fell into a deep coma. She had been in the hospital asleep for nearly 6 months, when she […]
This is a funny story about Joe’s boat. Now Joe kept pretty much to himself and he owned an old dilapidated boat. His identical twin brother John lived on the […]
A woman had twins and gave them up for adoption. One of the adopted twins went to live with a family in Egypt and was named “Amal.” The other adopted […]