It’s not surprising there are a lot of Twins Jokes because let’s face it, when a couple find out that they are having twins, it’s a surprise and a life changing one at that.
This is a poem about St. Patrick’s Birthday. I have no idea who wrote it or when, but thought you might get a giggle out of it as it’s typically Irish in it’s account of the events that led to St. Patrick’s Birthday being celebrated on the 17th March. We […]
The Best Funny Twins Jokes
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It’s not surprising there are a lot of Twins Jokes because let’s face it, when a couple find out that they are having twins, it’s a surprise and a life changing one at that.
We have scoured the internet for Twins Jokes and believe we have amassed a good collection of some of the best ones here for you. Hope you enjoy them.
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The O’Connell twins had bought a secondhand Mercedes car and were taking their friend Paddy for a spin in their new car. As they sped down the street, Paddy called out from the back seat, “I say, boys, what’s that thing sticking up on the bonnet of the car?” Seamus […]
A Catholic couple had been married for five years and were desperate to have children, but no matter how often they tried, how many different positions they tried and no matter how many books they read on fertility, the wife still failed to get pregnant. So, they went to their […]
The following are all “supposedly” genuine replies that British women have put on Child Benefit claim forms in the section where you list the father’s details. Don’t you love these extracts from the comments that people have left on forms? I know I do. Whether it’s motor insurance accident claims […]
A young mother came into my father’s insurance office recently, wheeling her newborn twins in a double stroller. Like any typical man would, my father asked the young mother if she ever had any trouble telling the twins apart. She woman gave him a funny look and then replied haughtily, […]
Dolores was a really fertile woman and as a result she ended up with a rather large family. It seemed to everyone that every time she so much as engaged in a frolic with her husband, she became pregnant. It wasn’t just the number of pregnancies that she had, she […]
My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway, the other day, just jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck and I starting jumping up and down along with her. When she said, “Honey, I […]
It is a little known historical fact, but a pair of Irish twins sailed with the explorer Sir Walter Raleigh on his voyages of exploration in the New World. The Quinn twins from Dublin were almost identical, except that Patrick had one huge eye and one normal one, while Michael […]
Paddy, Murphy and Seamus were drinking in their local pub and after a few pints of Guinness their discussion somehow turned to the topic of coincidences. Paddy said to the others, “Do you know what, an amazing coincidence happened to us. My wife was reading A Tale Of Two Cities […]
A pregnant woman from Vancouver was involved in a car accident and fell into a deep coma. She had been in the hospital asleep for nearly 6 months, when she suddenly woke up and sat up in bed. The first thing that she saw was that she was no longer […]
This is a funny story about Joe’s boat. Now Joe kept pretty much to himself and he owned an old dilapidated boat. His identical twin brother John lived on the other side of town, but unlike Joe, John wasn’t a loner, he was married. The two brothers hadn’t seen much […]
A woman had twins and gave them up for adoption. One of the adopted twins went to live with a family in Egypt and was named “Amal.” The other adopted twin went to live with a family in Spain, they named him “Juan.” Years later, the adopted twins found out […]