A Catholic couple had been married for five years and were desperate to have children, but no matter how often they tried, how many different positions they tried and no matter how many books they read on fertility, the wife still failed to get pregnant. So, they went to their […]
The Best Funny Twins Jokes
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The following are all “supposedly” genuine replies that British women have put on Child Benefit claim forms in the section where you list the father’s details. Don’t you love these extracts from the comments that people have left on forms? I know I do. Whether it’s motor insurance accident claims […]
A young mother came into my father’s insurance office recently, wheeling her newborn twins in a double stroller. Like any typical man would, my father asked the young mother if she ever had any trouble telling the twins apart. She woman gave him a funny look and then replied haughtily, […]
Dolores was a really fertile woman and ended up with a rather large family. It seemed that every time she so much as engaged in a frolic with her husband, she became pregnant. It wasn’t just the number of pregnancies that she had, she also gave birth to twins and […]
My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway, the other day, just jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck and I starting jumping up and down along with her. When she said, “Honey, I […]
It is a little known history fact, but a pair of Irish twins sailed with the explorer Sir Walter Raleigh. The Quinn twins from Dublin were almost identical, except that Patrick had one huge eye and one normal one, while Michael had one huge ear and one normal one. They […]
Three men were drinking in a bar and their discussion turned to the topic of coincidences. The first man said to the others, “An amazing coincidence happened to us. My wife was reading A Tale Of Two Cities, and she gave birth to twins”. “That’s funny”, the second man remarked, […]
A pregnant woman from Vancouver was involved in a car accident and fell into a deep coma. She had been in the hospital asleep for nearly 6 months, when she suddenly woke up and sat up in bed. The first thing that she saw was that she was no longer […]
This is a story about Joe’s boat. Now Joe kept pretty much to himself and he owned an old dilapidated boat. His identical twin brother John lived on the other side of town, but unlike Joe, John wasn’t a loner, he was married. The two brothers hadn’t seen much of […]
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of the adopted twins goes to live with a family in Egypt and is named “Amal.” The other adopted twin goes to live with a family in Spain, they name him “Juan.” Years later, the adopted twins find out […]
