Little Tommy ran into the kitchen crying and cradling his pet turtle in his hands. “Mommy, my turtle is dead”, Little Tommy told his mother as he held the turtle out to her, with tears streaming down his cheeks. His mother kissed him on the head, then said, “That’s all […]
A man walks into a bar one day, with a little turtle in his hand. The turtle is a sorry sight to behold. His one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape. The bartender asks the […]
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