Little Johnny ran into the kitchen to his mother, he was crying and cradling his pet turtle in his hands. “Mommy, my turtle is dead”, Little Johnny told his mother as he held the turtle out to her, with tears streaming down his cheeks. His mother kissed him on the […]
The Best Funny Turtle Jokes
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A man walked into a bar one day, with a little turtle in his hand. The poor little turtle was a sorry sight to behold. His one eye was black and blue, two of his legs were bandaged and his whole shell was taped together with duct tape. The bartender […]