May I take your Christmas lunch order?” the waiter asked me, after our party of friends had sat down to eat in the restaurant. “Yes please”, I said to the waiter, “but before I order, I would like to know how do you prepare your turkeys?” After a short silence, […]
The Best Funny Turkey Jokes
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Turkey Jokes come in many forms and we have a varied collection of the best funny Turkey Jokes here for you on The Laughline.
There are jokes about turkeys (live ones), jokes about eating turkey (roast turkey, sandwich meat etc), and we mustn’t forget turkey being a key feature of the Thanksgiving dinner in the USA or our Christmas dinner in the UK.
We hope you enjoy this collection of funny turkey jokes. Please share if you do.
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A new young blonde wife makes a telephone call to her mother and as soon as her mother answers the phone she bursts into tears. She sobs over the phone to her mother, “Richard doesn’t appreciate what I do for him”. “Now, now”, her mother said, trying to comfort her […]
We hope you enjoy this collection of funny Thanksgiving pictures that we have for you. Just to interrupt the fun, we need to say that these pictures came from various sources, either Social Media or other sites where the images have a Collective Commons License, in other words we are […]
On Thanksgiving Day everyone thinks of Turkey. When I think of Turkey I think of Breasts! The turkey breast is the best part of the bird after all, it’s juicy and succulent, don’t you agree? You have to admit, a nice juicy breast is a thing of joy. Or are […]
“Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in England?” Being British and while I was living in the USA, every November there would be at least one person who would ask me “Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in England?” Of course I knew that I should really have just answered “No we don’t”, which […]
Thanksgiving comes just once a year, and I guess that’s a good thing because most Thanksgiving jokes are really bad! Here is a selection of some of the worst short Thanksgiving jokes that we can think of. If you enjoy them, please share this post with your friends. If you […]
Have you heard about the time that this Blonde woman decided to keep a calendar journal? She jotted down on it all the eventful things that had happened each month throughout the year. It read something like this… JANUARY Happy New Year to me. Took the scarf I bought back […]
My girlfriend and I went to a local sandwich shop to pick up some sub sandwiches last week. She had trouble deciding which sandwich to order, so she asked the clerk which of two subs was better. Our server didn’t have an opinion, but did say that the first sandwich […]
A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a local lad who he recognised as Little Johnny carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked Little Johnny, “Where did you get that turkey?” Little Johnny, trying to act surprised, replied, “What turkey?” The […]
There is this guy that had a turkey addiction. He was totally addicted to turkey and as a result he continually gained weight and was very sick and very fat. He was always eating turkey right from the refrigerator. It kept making him sick and fatter but he couldn’t stop, […]
Lesson Number One: A crow was sitting in a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure why not?” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the […]