May I take your Christmas lunch order?” the waiter asked me, after our party had sat down to eat in the restaurant. “Yes please”, I said to the waiter, “but first I would like to know how do you prepare your turkeys?” After a short silence, the waiter replied, “Nothing […]
The Best Funny Turkey Jokes
A new young blonde wife makes a telephone call to her mother and as soon as her mother answers the phone she bursts into tears. She sobs over the phone to her mother, “Richard doesn’t appreciate what I do for him”. “Now, now”, her mother said, trying to comfort her […]
This is a collection of funny Thanksgiving pictures that we hope you enjoy. Just to interrupt the fun, we need to say that these pictures came from various sources, either Social Media or other sites where the images have a Collective Commons License, in other words we are allowed to […]
On Thanksgiving Day everyone thinks of Turkey. When I think of Turkey I think of Breasts! The turkey breast is the best part of the bird after all, it’s juicy and succulent, don’t you agree? Or are you more into the leg and a bit of dark meat? I guess […]
Being British and while I living in the USA, every November there would be at least one person who would ask me “Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in England?” Of course I knew that I should really have just answered “No we don’t”, which would have most likely triggered another question […]
Thanksgiving comes just once a year, and I guess that’s a good thing because most Thanksgiving jokes are really bad! Here is a selection of some of the worst short Thanksgiving jokes that we can think of. If you enjoy them, please share this post with your friends. If you […]
Have you heard about the time that this Blonde woman decided to keep a calendar journal? She jotted down on it all the eventful things that had happened each month throughout the year. It read something like this… JANUARY Happy New Year to me. Took the scarf I bought back […]
My girlfriend and I went to a local sandwich shop to pick up some sub sandwiches last week. She had trouble deciding which sandwich to order, so she asked the clerk which of two subs was better. Our server didn’t have an opinion, but did say that the first sandwich […]
A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon Little Johnny carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked Little Johnny, “Where did you get that turkey?” Little Johnny replied, “What turkey?” The game warden said, “That turkey you’re carrying under your arm.” Little […]
There is this guy that had a turkey addiction. He was totally addicted to turkey and as a result he continually gained weight and was very sick and very fat. He was always eating turkey right from the refrigerator. It kept making him sick and fatter but he couldn’t stop, […]