On Thanksgiving Day everyone thinks of Turkey. When I think of Turkey I think of Breasts! The turkey breast is the best part of the bird after all, it’s juicy and succulent. On that note, here are some clever ways to depict different types of breasts using Smilies. Happy Thanksgiving […]
The Best Funny Turkey Jokes
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Being British and living in the USA, every November there is at least one person who would ask me “Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in England?” Of course I knew that I should really have just answered “No we don’t”, which would have most likely triggered another question as to why […]
Thanksgiving comes just once a year, and I guess that’s a good thing because most Thanksgiving jokes are really bad! Here is a selection of some of the worst short Thanksgiving jokes that we can think of. If you enjoy them, please share this post with your friends. If you […]
My girlfriend and I went to a local sandwich shop to pick up some sub sandwiches last week. She had trouble deciding which sandwich to order, so she asked the clerk which of two subs was better. Our server didn’t have an opinion, but did say that the first sandwich […]
A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon Little Johnny carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked Little Johnny, “Where did you get that turkey?” Little Johnny replied, “What turkey?” The game warden said, “That turkey you’re carrying under your arm.” Little […]
There is this guy that has an addiction to turkey. He continually gains weight and is very sick and very fat. He is always eating turkey right from the refrigerator. It keeps making him sick and fatter but he can’t stop. His friends and family worry about him, but he […]
