The Best Funny turf

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Two Irishmen were waiting at the bus stop when a truck went past them, loaded up with rolls of turf. Seamus turned and said, “You know what Murphy, I’m gonna do that when I win the lottery”. “What do you mean Seamus?” Murphy asked. Seamus replied, “I’m going to send […]

Irish Jokes

Rolls Of Turf

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A painting contractor was discussing a decorating job with a woman and she was showing him which colors she wanted in each room of her house. In the first room, she said she would like it painted pale blue. The contractor wrote this down , then went to the window […]

Blonde Jokes

Colors

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