Welcome to our collection of truck driver jokes and a great collection of truck driver jokes they are too in our opinion.
A truck driver who had been out on the road for two weeks, stopped at a brothel on the outskirts of a small town. He walked straight up to the Madam, laid down $500 and said, “I would like your ugliest woman and a plate of lukewarm greasy food!” The […]
The Best Funny Truck Driver Jokes
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Welcome to our collection of truck driver jokes and a great collection of truck driver jokes they are too in our opinion.
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Farmer Brown once lived on a quiet rural highway but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and eventually got so heavy and so fast that farmer Brown’s free range chickens were being run over by truck drivers. The traffic got so bad, in fact, that his chickens […]
“Murphy The Truck Driver!” What a job title! This was his first day at his new job and Murphy was already enjoying being a truck driver. He had been given a huge truck to drive and now he felt like the king of the road. Southampton was his destination for […]
A wrinkled up, grizzled looking old man was eating his lunch at a truck stop, when three Hells Angels bikers walked in. Now these weren’t any kind of Hell’s Angels bikers. They were the meanest, ugliest looking Hell’s Angels bikers you could ever imagine. They were real contenders for the […]
A very successful attorney parked his brand new Porsche 911 Turbo in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out of the car, a truck driver came speeding down the road, drifted across to the other side and completely tore off […]
A blonde woman had just bought a new sports car, a convertible, and she took it out for a drive on the highway. She was driving along the road, deliriously happy, and not paying attention to what she was doing, when she accidentally cut off a large truck. The truck […]
The National Transportation Safety Board recently published the results of a study into common causes of auto accidents. They divulged that they had covertly funded a project with the US auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes into four wheel drive pickup […]
A blonde woman was driving her car one winter day in the Midwest USA. A a truck stopped for a red light and she caught up and stopped alongside it. The blonde woman jumped out of her car, ran up to his truck and knocked on the door. The truck […]
A truck driver had driven his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill, and just as he was starting down the equally steep other side of the hill, he noticed a man and a woman lying in the middle of the road, making wild and passionate love. […]