Murphy bought himself a chainsaw which according to the salesman in the shop was guaranteed to cut down 30 trees in an hour. Murphy started using it, but he was barely managing to cut down 10 trees an hour. Frustrated with his new chainsaw, he took it back to the […]
The Best Funny trees
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Here’s a lovely little story about trees, we hope you enjoy it. Ok, so two tall trees were growing in the woods. They had been growing next to each other for many years when one Spring they noticed that a small tree had begun to grow between them. One tree […]
A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing, and hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball, and saw an opening between two trees that he thought he could hit through. Taking out his 3 wood, he took another mighty […]
This is a short poem about one of the biggest hazards on a golf course, trees! All too often you line up to take your shot, and the ball mysteriously aims itself at the nearest tree, bounces off and ends up somewhere in the rough. I don’t know who wrote […]