The Best Funny Transylvania Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pxhere.com/en/photo/554821“Welcome” (in my best deep and scary voice) to our collection of Transylvania Jokes.

Transylvania, the home of Bram Stoker’s Dracula, Count Alucard, or just castles and old medieval buildings that make you think vampires and horror!

But The Laughline is all about jokes and humour, so you shouldn’t find anything too scary in here, but you never know…

We hope you enjoy our collection of Transylvania Jokes. Look out also for our Vampire Jokes.


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Thirsty Vampire Bats

It had been a hot dry summer in Transylvania and three thirsty Vampire bats were hanging upside down in their cave (as bats do), waiting for the sun to set […]

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Honeymoon In Transylvania

Arthur and Margaret Hill were getting married and decided to spend their honeymoon in Transylvania, as they always wanted to go Europe and see the old buildings and castles, all […]

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Italian Dinner

One evening, two vampires decided that what they would really like was an Italian Dinner. They had been sitting around their castle in Transylvania talking about how they were tired […]