“Welcome” (in my best deep and scary voice) to our collection of Transylvania Jokes.
It had been a hot dry summer in Transylvania and three thirsty Vampire bats were hanging upside down in their cave (as bats do), waiting for the sun to set so they could fly off in search of a drink. As the sun disappeared below the horizon, the first Vampire […]
The Best Funny Transylvania Jokes
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“Welcome” (in my best deep and scary voice) to our collection of Transylvania Jokes.
Transylvania, the home of Bram Stoker’s Dracula, Count Alucard, or just castles and old medieval buildings that make you think vampires and horror!
But The Laughline is all about jokes and humour, so you shouldn’t find anything too scary in here, but you never know…
We hope you enjoy our collection of Transylvania Jokes. Look out also for our Vampire Jokes.
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Arthur and Margaret Hill decided to spend their honeymoon in Transylvania, as they always wanted to go Europe and see the old buildings and castles. One day, they are driving their rental car along a rather deserted road in Transylvalia. It’s late, and it’s raining very hard. The rain is […]
Two vampires decided that what they would really like was an Italian Dinner. They had been sitting around their castle in Transylvania talking about how they were tired of the local food, and both of them were of the opinion that Italian food would be a nice change from the […]