It had been a hot dry summer in Transylvania and three thirsty Vampire bats were hanging upside down in their cave (as bats do), waiting for the sun to set so they could fly off in search of a drink. As the sun disappeared below the horizon, the first Vampire […]
The Best Funny Transylvania Jokes
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Arthur and Margaret Hill were getting married and decided to spend their honeymoon in Transylvania, as they always wanted to go Europe and see the old buildings and castles, all those old buildings and atmosphere just seemed so perfectly romantic to them. So, several days after their wedding, we find […]
One evening, two vampires decided that what they would really like was an Italian Dinner. They had been sitting around their castle in Transylvania talking about how they were tired of the local food and both of them were of the opinion that Italian food would be a nice change […]