Jokes tagged as:  train

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The Slow Moving Train

A woman was on a slow moving passenger train, that was literally just creeping along, slowly, very slowly. Finally the train creaked to a halt. The woman saw a conductor walking past outside, so she yelled out of the window, “What’s going on?”. “There’s a cow on the track Madam”, […]

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The Train To Buffalo

A big company executive boarded a train in New York that was headed to Chicago via Buffalo. He explained to the porter, “I’m a really heavy sleeper, but I want you to be sure to wake me up at 3:00am for the stop in Buffalo. I don’t care what I […]

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A Visit To Germany

A man decided to go on a visit to Germany, to visit his brother who was stationed in a military base there. He assumed that most Germans would speak English, but found that many people spoke only their native tongue, including the ticket inspector on the train. The ticket inspector […]