After a long tiring day at the office, the woman commuter settled down in her seat on the train and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the man who was sitting next to her, pulled out his mobile phone and started talking in a loud […]
The Best Funny train
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Can you imagine waking up in hospital with no idea why you are there or what happened? This man woke up in hospital, all bandaged up so he could barely move. The doctor saw that he had regained conciousness and walked over to his bed so that he could check […]
A woman was a passenger on a slow moving train, that was literally just creeping along, slowly, very slowly. Finally the train creaked to a halt. The woman saw a conductor walking past outside, so she yelled out of the window, “What’s going on?”. “There’s a cow on the track […]
A big company executive boarded a train in New York that was headed to Chicago via Buffalo. He explained to the porter, “I’m a really heavy sleeper, but I want you to be sure to wake me up at 3:00am for the stop in Buffalo. I don’t care what I […]
An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, […]
A man decided to go on a visit to Germany, to visit his brother who was stationed in a military base there. He assumed that most Germans would speak English, but found that many people spoke only their native tongue, including the ticket inspector on the train. The ticket inspector […]
A man and a woman, both total strangers who had never met before, were the victims of a booking mix up when they found themselves booked in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After their initial embarrassment of finding themselves in a small compartment with bunk beds and on […]
Three engineers and three mathematicians are traveling to a conference by train. At the train station, the three mathematicians each buy a ticket, and then they watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket between them. Looking very puzzled, one of the mathematicians asks the engineers: “How are […]
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Although they were initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, […]
This is the story of an trip that an Italian American couple from New York took by train from Grand Central Station to Florida. This was a really special trip for them, the trip of a lifetime, because it was their honeymoon. After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with […]
