A big company executive boarded a train in New York that was headed to Chicago via Buffalo. He explained to the porter, “I’m a really heavy sleeper, but I want you to be sure to wake me up at 3:00am for the stop in Buffalo. I don’t care what I […]
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An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, […]
A man decided to go on a visit to Germany, to visit his brother who was stationed in a military base there. He assumed that most Germans would speak English, but found that many people spoke only their native tongue, including the ticket inspector on the train. The ticket inspector […]
A man and a woman, both total strangers who have never met before, find themselves the victims of a booking mixup when they find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, with the train full and no opportunity to change the situation that they […]
Three engineers and three mathematicians are traveling to a conference by train. At the train station, the three mathematicians each buy a ticket, and then they watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket between them. Looking very puzzled, one of the mathematicians asks the engineers: “How are […]
Joke: A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train… Read on…
This is the story of an trip that an Italian American couple from New York took by train from Grand Central Station to Florida. This was a really special trip for them, the trip of a lifetime, because it was their honeymoon. After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with […]
