Aren’t tourists just so easy to make fun of? We couldn’t have a great jokes site without some funny Tourist Jokes could we!
I think by now everyone must have heard stories about what Scotsmen wear under their kilts. Well, a tourist who was visiting Edinburgh, was mightily curious about this fact. Having seen a lot of handsome and rugged Scottich men wearing kilts, she finally plucked up the courage to ask one […]
The Best Funny Tourist Jokes
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Aren’t tourists just so easy to make fun of? We couldn’t have a great jokes site without some funny Tourist Jokes could we!
You will find them in any popular destination, whether it’s a city, the beach, a museum or any other attraction, the tourists are there and in their numbers too.
I know in Oxford in England, the Chinese tourists are so numerous and totally oblivious to others around them, that it’s a nightmare to visit, especially in the Summer.
But we aren’t just going to mock the Chinese here. We are going to have a dig and make fun of tourists from all around the world, including your country and mine!
We hope you enjoy these tourist jokes and please feel free to share them and help us to spread some laughter.
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I was standing on a platform on the London Undergound when a tourist came up to me and asked me if I could tell him how to get to Heathrow via Barking. So, kind soul that I am, I led him over to a large Underground map on the wall […]
A group of American tourists were on a sightseeing tour, traveling through Holland on a tour bus. One of their sightseeing stops was at a small cheese farm, where a young guide led them through the process of cheese making. The young guide explained that instead of cow’s milk, they […]
It is the middle of August and it’s holiday season in the South of France and there are lots of tourists visiting the region from all over the world. However, in a small town on the French coast, it is raining, so there is not too much business happening. With […]
A middle-aged Canadian tourist was on his first visit to Orlando in Florida. Looking for entertainment for the evening, he finds his way to the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him. They […]
A group of Americans were touring Ireland, one of the locations being Blarney Castle, the site of the famous Blarney Stone. One of the women in the group was a real curmudgeon, she was constantly complaining. Nothing was ever right for her. The bus seats were uncomfortable. The food was […]
A tourist who was travelling out west, visited an Indian Reservation, and knowing that Native Americans are given traditional names, asked the Indian chief what his wife’s name was. The old Indian chief replied, “She is called Five Horses”. The man then asked the chief, “That’s an unusual name for […]
Murphy was on holiday in County Kerry and visited a creepy old castle where he decided to go on a guided tour to make the most of his visit. The tour guide was dressed up in period costume from the 1600’s, really looked the part and certainly knew a lot […]
Some American tourists who were on an African adventure holiday, signed up for a guided expedition across the Sahara desert. Having arrived at their starting off point, they were surprised to find that the entire journey was to be made via camel. The group of tourists were a little concerned, […]
An American couple were traveling cross country and decided to stop for a cup of coffee in a local diner somewhere in the heart of Texas. While they were sitting at a booth near the counter sipping their coffee, a local cowboy stumbles in and headed for the closest stool […]