A European tourist is has been travelling through Ireland, but he gets lost and decides to stop in an Irish village to ask for directions. He sees two old men who are sitting outside the village pub, enjoying a pint of Guinness. “Parlez-vous Francais, the tourist asks them. The old […]
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A group of American tourists on a tour of Europe were being guided through an ancient castle. “This place,” the guide told them, “is 600 years old. Not a stone in it has been touched, nothing altered, and nothing replaced in all those years.” “Wow,” said one woman dryly, “they […]
