Two tourists were driving through Louisiana and as they approached the town of Natchitoches, they started arguing about how to pronounce the name of the town. They argued back and […]
The Best Funny Tourist Jokes
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Aren’t tourists just so easy to make fun of? We couldn’t have a great jokes site without some funny Tourist Jokes could we!
You will find them in any popular destination, whether it’s a city, the beach, a museum or any other attraction, the tourists are there and in their numbers too.
I know in Oxford in England, the Chinese tourists are so numerous and totally oblivious to others around them, that it’s a nightmare to visit, especially in the Summer.
But we aren’t just going to mock the Chinese here. We are going to have a dig and make fun of tourists from all around the world, including your country and mine!
We hope you enjoy these tourist jokes and please feel free to share them and help us to spread some laughter.
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I think by now everyone must have heard stories about what Scotsmen wear under their kilts. Well, a tourist who was visiting Edinburgh, was mightily curious about this fact. Having […]
I was standing on a platform on the London Undergound when a tourist came up to me and asked me if I could tell him how to get to Heathrow […]
A group of American tourists were on a sightseeing tour of Europe and were traveling through Holland on a tour bus. One of their sightseeing stops was at a small […]
It is the middle of August and it’s holiday season in the South of France and there are lots of tourists visiting the region from all over the world. However, […]
A middle-aged Canadian tourist was on his first visit to Orlando in Florida. Looking for entertainment for the evening, he finds his way to the red light district and enters […]
A group of Americans were touring Ireland, one of the locations being Blarney Castle, the site of the famous Blarney Stone. One of the women in the group was a […]
A tourist who was travelling out west, visited an Indian Reservation, thinking to broaden his knowledge of the Native American culture. Knowing that Native Americans are given traditional names, the […]
Murphy was on holiday in County Kerry and visited a creepy old castle where he decided to go on a guided tour to make the most of his visit. The […]
Some American tourists who were on an African adventure holiday, signed up for a guided expedition across the Sahara desert. Having arrived at their starting off point, they were surprised […]
An American couple were traveling cross country and decided to stop for a cup of coffee in a local diner somewhere in the heart of Texas. While they were sitting […]
An American tourist in London found himself needing to take a leak something terrible. It was one of those situations that I’m sure we have all been faced with at […]