One day as tornado season was about to begin, a weatherman was sent to Missouri to interview the locals about how they coped when they knew there was a bad storm coming and to see how the weather service could be of best use to them. The interview with one […]
The Best Funny Tornado Jokes
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An elderly couple were driving through Tornado Alley Kansas when a freak storm developed, almost out of nowhere. Suddenly, a tornado crossed the road right in front of them and lifted their car up in the air. They were thrown about for several seconds, before the car returned to Earth, […]
When you think of tornados you think of Kansas, right? Kansas and tornados just seem to go together like salt and pepper don’t they. A powerful tornado hit a Kansas farmhouse just before dawn one morning. In something like a scene from The Wizard Of Oz, or maybe Twister even, […]
An alcoholic rancher was at a meeting held to decide whether liquor sales should be illegal in the town. The rancher was against it, prohibition, I mean. Being an alcoholic, he just couldn’t stay away from the booze, and prohibition would have made life very difficult for him. “I tell […]
Of all the words that exist for passing gas or farting, the term Ripsnorter is a wonderfully descriptive word that conveys a sense of power and awesomeness of the act of farting. It really is a wonderfully descriptive word don’t you think? A Ripsnorter could never apply to a regular […]