Jokes tagged as:  toilet

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The Midget

A man is in the public toilets standing at the urinal, when he notices that he is being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn’t get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him. The midget climbs […]

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In The Public Toilets

Bob goes into the public toilets, and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. He is rather surprised to see that the guy has no arms. As Bob is standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak. […]

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Blocked Toilet

I went to use our toilet the other day, and was surprised to find that it was blocked. When I say “blocked”, I mean nothing was shifting, despite a number of attempts to unblock it using a plunger. No matter what I tried, the toilet just remained totally blocked. Frustrated, […]