Is it just me or do you also find it fascinating when you go to the restroom on a plane and find that there are lots of buttons, the purpose of which isn’t always obvious. But being a man, we just have to press buttons to find out what they […]
The Best Funny Toilet Jokes
Roger was working away for a few days. It was Saturday evening, he was bored and to be honest he wished he had female company for the night. He went down to the hotel bar, which being a Saturday evening was fairly busy and he soon got chatting to a […]
Little Johnny had just been toilet trained and decides to use the big toilet like his daddy. So, thinking to give his parents a nice surprise, he went into the bathroom, pushed up the toilet seat and balanced his little penis on the rim. Just then, the toilet seat slammed […]
My wife had been nagging me for months to paint the toilet seat in our bathroom. Just why she wanted a painted toilet seat I don’t know, but hey ho, that’s my wife for you. She is always perstering me to get some DIY jobs done around the house, so […]
I’m sure you have at least once in your life had one of those occasions where you really have to go and you know that there is no way you are going to make it home without going. You know what I mean, we have all been there. A lot […]
One fine January afternoon in South Florida, a little flea oiled up his little flea legs and his little flea arms, spread out his blanket, and was just getting ready to soak up the Miami sun, when who should stumble by on the beach but an old flea friend of […]
One day, a father was left to look after his young daughter who was about 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given her a little tea set for her birthday and it was one of her favourite toys, so while his daughter was happily playing with her favourite toy, her […]
I am sure a lot of people have heard this story about the outhouse before, as it’s very old (like me), but since jokes can last for many generations and we have a wide international audience, it’s more than likely it’s new to you, or if not you haven’t heard […]
Finding a toilet in Spain. This is one of a number of now classic sketches from comedy duo Hale and Pace from their television series. If you have been to Spain or any other European country, even worse to some places in Asia or Africa, you will appreciate the problem […]
I’d like to tell you about the time my husband told me about the miraculous properties of toilet paper. I was fresh out of the shower and I was standing completely naked in front of the full length mirror in the bedroom, looking at the imperfections in my body, when […]
This is the kids guide on how to stay out of trouble. Kids notice so many things don’t they and they often remember those incidents that got them into trouble for many years afterwards. Even for us adults, we could learn a lot by paying heed to many of these […]
Have you ever had a home improvement project that went wrong in an unexpected way? It all started when my wife, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to varnish our wooden toilet seat. I finally got around to doing it one day while Julie was out shopping, thinking […]