My wife had been nagging me for months to paint the toilet seat in our bathroom. Just why she wanted a painted toilet seat I don’t know, but hey ho, that’s my wife for you. She is always perstering me to get some DIY jobs done around the house, so […]
I’m sure you have at least once in your life had one of those occasions where you really have to go and you know that there is no way you are going to make it home without going. You know what I mean, we have all been there. A lot […]
One day a father was left to look after his young daughter who was about 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given her a little tea set for her birthday and it was one of her favorite toys. Dad was in the living room, completely engrossed in watching the evening […]
I am sure a lot of people have heard this story about the outhouse before, as it’s very old (like me), but since jokes can last for many generations and we have a wide international audience, it’s more than likely it’s new to you, or if not you haven’t heard […]
Finding a toilet in Spain. This is one of a number of now classic sketches from comedy duo Hale and Pace from their television series.
I’d like to tell you about the time my husband told me about the miraculous properties of toilet paper. I was fresh from my shower and stood in front of the mirror in the bedroom, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me […]
This is the kids guide on how to stay out of trouble. Kids notice so many things don’t they and they often remember those incidents that got them into trouble for many years afterwards. Even for us adults, we could learn a lot by paying heed to many of these […]
Have you ever had a home improvement project that went wrong in an unexpected way? It all started when my wife, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to varnish our wooden toilet seat. I finally got around to doing it one day while Julie was out shopping, thinking […]
A man is in the public toilets standing at the urinal, when he notices that he is being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn’t get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him. The midget climbs […]
Bob goes into the public toilets, and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. He is rather surprised to see that the guy has no arms. As Bob is standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak. […]
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