The Best Funny Toilet Jokes

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Who doesn’t love a good toilet joke! I guess most of the men put their hands up and a number of the ladies too. What a dirty lot you are!

Here are some good toilet jokes for you, hopefully you haven’t seen them all before. Feel free to share our posts with your friends if you enjoy them. The more the merrier.

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Restroom Buttons

Is it just me or do you also find it fascinating when you go to the restroom on a plane and find that there are lots of buttons, the purpose […]

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Saturday Evening

Roger was working away for a few days. It was Saturday evening, he was bored and to be honest he wished he had female company for the night. He went […]

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Toilet Trained

Little Johnny had just been toilet trained and decides to use the big toilet like his daddy. So, thinking to give his parents a nice surprise, he went into the […]

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Painted Toilet Seat

My wife had been nagging me for months to paint the toilet seat in our bathroom. Just why she wanted a painted toilet seat I don’t know, but hey ho, […]

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When You Really Have To Go

I’m sure you have at least once in your life had one of those occasions where you really have to go and you know that there is no way you […]

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A Little Flea

One fine January afternoon in South Florida, a little flea oiled up his little flea legs and his little flea arms, spread out his blanket, and was just getting ready […]

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Looking After His Young Daughter

One day, a father was left to look after his young daughter who was about 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given her a little tea set for her birthday […]

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The Outhouse

I am sure a lot of people have heard this story about the outhouse before, as it’s very old (like me), but since jokes can last for many generations and […]

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Hale And Pace: Finding A Toilet In Spain

Finding a toilet in Spain. This is one of a number of now classic sketches from comedy duo Hale and Pace from their television series. If you have been to […]

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Home Improvement Project

Have you ever had a home improvement project that went wrong in an unexpected way? It all started when my wife, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to […]