The Best Funny toast

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The Best Toast Of The Night

It was late evening in a pub in County Cork in Ireland and the regulars were all toasting each other, Ireland and just about anything they could think of, all […]

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An Irish Toast

This is a classic Irish joke about an Irish toast. After dinner, Paddy raised his glass and toasted his girlfriend with the words “May you be in Heaven a half-hour […]

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Hotel Breakfast

A guest in a posh hotel came down to his hotel breakfast in the restaurant one morning and called over the head waiter to his table. He read from the […]

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Buttercups

Toward the end of his game of golf, round about about halfway along the 17th fairway, Harry somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods, as you do sometimes. […]