It was late evening in a pub in County Cork in Ireland and the regulars were all toasting each other, Ireland and just about anything they could think of, all trying to come up with the best toast of the night. Paddy O’Reilly raised his glass of Guinness in the […]
The Best Funny toast
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This is a classic Irish joke about an Irish toast. After dinner, Paddy raised his glass and toasted his girlfriend with the words “May you be in Heaven a half-hour before the devil knows you’re dead!” “What on earth does that mean Paddy?” she asked him. “That my dear, is […]
A guest in a posh hotel came down to his hotel breakfast in the restaurant one morning and called over the head waiter to his table. He read from the menu and said to the waiter, “I’d like one under cooked egg so that it’s running, one over cooked egg, […]
Toward the end of his game of golf, round about about halfway along the 17th fairway, Harry somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods, as you do sometimes. After a lot of searching, he finally found his ball, right in the middle of a patch of pretty yellow […]