This is a joke about an Irish toast. After dinner, Paddy raises his glass and toasts his girlfriend with the words “May you be in Heaven a half-hour before the devil knows you’re dead!” “What’s that mean?”. she asks him. “That is an authentic Irish toast” replies Paddy. “Oh. In […]
The Best Funny toast
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We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the special was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. “Sounds good,” my wife said. “But I don’t want the eggs.” “Then I’ll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you’re ordering la carte,” the waitress warned […]
A guest in a posh hotel came down to breakfast one morning and called over the head waiter to his table. He read from the menu and said to the waiter, “I’d like one under cooked egg so that it’s running, and one over cooked egg that it’s tough and […]