An elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken in to. She hysterically explains her situation to the dispatcher: “My car has been broken into, they have stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!” she cried. […]
Jokes tagged as: theft
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I heard a rumor today that my Dad had stolen things from work. Can you believe it! My Dad being accused of stealing things from work.! It’s not like my Dad works in an office or in a finance company. My Dad just works for the Highways Department and spends […]
Paddy gets mugged one night. He was walking home from his local pub when all of a sudden from out of nowhere a thief jumped on him. The thief and Paddy began to wrestle. Over and over they rolled on the ground, and Paddy put up one heck of a […]
