It was the opening night of the latest production at the theatre, it was a murder mystery play. A Scotsman went up to the ticket office, only to learn that the show was completely sold out. He found an usher and pleaded with him, in his Scottish brogue (just read […]
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A man was laying sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, “I’m sorry, sir, but you are only allowed one seat.” The man groaned but didn’t budge. The usher became impatient. “I’m sorry sir, if […]
There was once a great actor who had been in the acting profession for a number of years. However, he had a problem, he had become a forgetful actor and could no longer remember his lines. As a result, he fell out of favour with the theatre management and struggled […]
A famous faith healer was coming to Ireland, and the news had spread like wildfire round Dublin. At the Point Theatre on Saturday there would be a very special event. It would be the only appearance in Ireland of the world-famous Brendini, one of the most famous faith healers of […]
