A man fell asleep in his seat and started snoring at the opera. Now if you think like I do, there is nothing worse than people making noise during a movie or worse a live performance. It’s rude and inconsiderate to the rest of the audience, I am sure you […]
The Best Funny Theatre Jokes
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We have some great theatre jokes, or theater jokes for those of you in the USA and we hope you enjoy them.
Going to the theatre is an enjoyable experience isn’t it. Whether it’s going to watch a drama, musical or a good old pantomime, the theatre provides good entertainment and it also provides us with some great funny theatre jokes.
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It was the opening night of the latest production at the theatre and this production was a murder mystery play. A Scotsman went up to the ticket office, only to learn that the show was completely sold out. He found an usher and pleaded with him, in his Scottish brogue […]
Murphy was proud of his nail making business and decided to employ an advertising company to help promote it. He had visions of Murphy’s Nails being the best nail making company in all of Ireland. So he went to a top advertising agency to have them create a marketing strategy […]
A man was laying sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, “I’m sorry, sir, but you we only allow one seat per person in this theatre”. The man groaned when the usher spoke to him, […]
There was a forgetful actor, once a great actor who had been in the acting profession for a number of years, more years in fact than he cared to remember. However, he had a problem in that over those years he had become a forgetful actor and could no longer […]
A famous faith healer was coming to Ireland and the news had spread like wildfire round Dublin as he was booked to perform there for an evening. It was announced that at the Point Theatre on Saturday there would be a very special event. It would be the only appearance […]