A gas station in Texas was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, “Free Sex with Fill-Up”. It wasn’t long before a local redneck pulled in to the gas station, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him […]
The Best Funny Texas Jokes
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A wealthy gentleman from Texas, who had recently moved to Los Angeles from his ranch in the boondocks, was invited to a Hollywood party. WHile he was there, an attractive young woman spied him, standing there with his cowboy hat and swagger and started flirting with him. “Tell me cowboy, […]
An American from Texas was visiting the UK and while in London he realised that he had forgotten to pack and razor blades in his luggage. He found a branch of Boots The Chemists on the High Street, located the aisle with the men’s shaving items, but he was unable […]
Two guys were driving through Texas when they got pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walked up to their vehicle and tapped on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolled down the window and the trooper smacked him in the head with the stick. The driver said, […]
This has to be probably the best Alamo joke of all time and there have been quite a few Alamo jokes told over the years. The 6th of March 1836 started off quietly, just like any other typical day at The Alamo Mission in San Antonio in Texas. Davy Crockett […]