The Best Funny Texas Jokes

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Texas jokes sure are plentiful, and it’s probably partly due to Texans being larger than life, loud and brash in nature.

Whether it’s just Texas in general, or historical events like the Battle of the Alamo, we have compiled a terrific collection of Texas jokes for you to enjoy.

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Free Sex At The Gas Station

A gas station in Texas was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, “Free Sex with Fill-Up”. It wasn’t long before a local redneck […]

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Hollywood Party

A wealthy gentleman from Texas, who had recently moved to Los Angeles from his ranch in the boondocks, was invited to a Hollywood party. WHile he was there, an attractive […]

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American Razor Blades

An American from Texas was visiting the UK and while in London he realised that he had forgotten to pack and razor blades in his luggage. He found a branch […]

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Driving Through Texas

Two guys were driving through Texas when they got pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walked up to their vehicle and tapped on the window with his nightstick. […]