The Best Funny Texas Jokes

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Texas jokes sure are plentiful, and it’s probably partly due to Texans being larger than life, loud and brash in nature.

Whether it’s just Texas in general, or historical events like the Battle of the Alamo, we have compiled a terrific collection of Texas jokes for you to enjoy.

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A Cowboy Rode Into Town

The locals in a wild west town had a habit of picking on strangers, so when a cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink, he […]

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Leather Skirt

A woman who was wearing a tight leather skirt, stood waiting for a bus, at a crowded bus stop in the city. Her bus arrived, stopped and when it was […]

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A Texas Farmer In Ireland

Jeb was a farmer from Texas, where of course “everything is bigger” and he was on a visit to Ireland. Paddy was given the task of showing Jeb around the […]

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Just Another Day In A Texas Home

Doesn’t it make you jealous when you read about how wonderful life is when you have plenty of money. This is just another day in a Texas home… Maria, the […]

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Hung For Cattle Rustling

A long time ago in the Old Wild West, three Texas cowboys were about to be hung for cattle rustling. The lynch mob brought the three men to a tree […]

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Gunpowder

Many years ago, a tough old cowboy from Texas told his granddaughter that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder […]

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Alternative USA State Slogans

We all know that the states in the USA have slogans, for example California has the slogan “The Golden State”, Arizona is known as “The Grand Canyon State”, Florida is […]

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Duck Hunting

A California lawyer from Los Angeles went duck hunting in rural Texas while he was there for a few weeks working. He aimed his shotgun, pulled the trigger and hit […]

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A Texan Farmer In Australia

A Texan farmer went to Australia for a vacation and while he was there, he met an Australian farmer. The two of them got talking about farming and the differences […]

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The Texas Chili Competition

Frank was on vacation in Texas and decided to have a day out at the local county fair. There is always something to see at the county fair and it […]

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The Texas Salesman

A young lad from Texas applied for a salesman’s job at a large department store in Chicago. This store was the biggest in the world and literally sold everything under […]