A California lawyer from Los Angeles went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him […]
Jokes tagged as: texas
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A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. While he is there, he meets an Aussie farmer, and the two of them get talking about farming and the differences between their two countries. You must have heard of the expression “Everything is bigger in Texas”. Well, this Texan farmer […]
Frank was on vacation in Texas, and having a day out at the county fair, when he was approached by an official and asked if he would like to be a judge for the annual chili competition, as one of the judges who was supposed to attend couldn’t make it. […]
A young lad from Texas applied for a salesman’s job at a large department store in Chicago. This store was the biggest in the world, and literally sold everything under the sun. “Have you ever been a salesman before?” the boss asked the Texas lad during his interview. “Oh yes, […]
An American from Texas is visiting the UK, and while in London he realises that he has forgotten to pack and razor blades in his luggage. He finds a branch of Boots on the High Street, locates the aisle with the men’s shaving items, but he is unable to find […]
Two guys are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver says, “Why did you do […]
