The Best Funny Texas Jokes

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Texas jokes sure are plentiful, and it’s probably partly due to Texans being larger than life, loud and brash in nature.

Whether it’s just Texas in general, or historical events like the Battle of the Alamo, we have compiled a terrific collection of Texas jokes for you to enjoy.

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Dumping Garbage Into A Ditch

A Sheriff down in rural Texas was driving down the highway when he saw a man who was dumping garbage into a ditch out of his pick-up truck. He stopped […]

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Texas Billionaire

A Texas billionaire fell seriously ill and was taken into hospital. None of the doctors who examined him were able to figure out what was causing his illness. They had […]

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The Texas Rancher And The White Horse

A Texas rancher was driving through Mexico and stopped at the edge of the road to admire the scenery. He had been on the road for a few hours, he […]

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Somewhere Healthier To Live

When his health began to fail after he retired, Bill’s doctor recommended that he moved to somewhere healthier to live. So, after some research about places that were hot and […]

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Elderly Lady Driving

There is something about an elderly lady driving that is always good for a laugh. I’m not sure how true this story is, but I like to think it is […]

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The Texas Farmer

A Texas farmer was going door to door in the neighborhood, selling peaches that he had grown on his farm. He knocked on one door and a shapely 40 something […]

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History Repeats Itself

Isn’t it funny how sometimes, especially when it comes to politics, history repeats itself. In this case, something that was written in the past applies equally as much to something […]

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A Quick Guide To Where Drivers Come From

People from different places often have different driving styles, but have you ever looked at someone driving strangely and wondered where they might come from? Here are some simple guidelines […]

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Texan In A Barber Shop

A big Texan walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said in a real Texas drawl, “I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine”. The barber […]

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Three Texas Cowboys

Three Texas cowboys went out to dinner in a steak restaurant in town one evenng. Each of them was eager to impress the other cowboys, to prove just how tough […]

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Local Diner

An American couple were traveling cross country and decided to stop for a cup of coffee in a local diner somewhere in the heart of Texas. While they were sitting […]