A Texas rancher was driving through Mexico and stopped at the edge of the road to admire the scenery. He had been on the road for a few hours, he was getting stiff and tired and some parts of Mexico are undeniably beautiful. While he was standing there admiring the […]
The Best Funny Texas Jokes
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When his health began to fail after he retired, Bill’s doctor recommended that he moved to somewhere where it was healthier to live. So, after some research, Bill moved to a small town in Texas. Soon after he had settled into his new surroundings, he met a neighbor who was […]
There is something about an elderly lady driving that is always good for a laugh. I’m not sure how true this story is, but I like to think it is and I am sure many of us know an elderly lady who we could imagine doing this. Well, at least […]
Isn’t it funny how sometimes, especially when it comes to politics, history repeats itself. In this case, something that was written in the past applies equally as much to something that is occurring in the present time. The joke below was sent to me by a friend in 2006, four […]
A big Texan walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said in a real Texas drawl, “I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine”. The barber lathered the man’s face, then began to shave him with an old fashioned straight razor, while a woman with the […]
Three Texas cowboys went to a steakhouse in town one evenng. Each of them was eager to impress the others, to prove just how tough he was. The first cowboy ordered his steak “rare, as red as can be”. The second cowboy said, “Just pass mine through the flames and […]
An American couple were traveling cross country and decided to stop for a cup of coffee in a local diner somewhere in the heart of Texas. While they were sitting at a booth near the counter sipping their coffee, a local cowboy stumbles in and headed for the closest stool […]
The locals in a wild west town had a habit of picking on strangers, so when a cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink, he naturally became their next target. The cowboy walked up to the bar, ordered a drink, but when he finished his […]
A woman who was wearing a tight leather skirt, stood waiting for a bus, at a crowded bus stop in the city. Her bus arrived, stopped and when it was her turn to get on board, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to […]
Jeb is a farmer from Texas, where of course “everything is bigger”, and he is on a visit to Ireland. Paddy is given the task of showing Jeb around, and upon learning that Jeb is a farmer, Paddy proudly takes him out to the country to show him his farm. […]