Here’s a good joke about a Texan, an Irish pub and of course the best drink in Ireland, Guinness. Oh who am I kidding! It’s a terrible joke, but keep reading friends and I will do my best to coax a laugh out of you. So, a Texan was visiting […]
The Best Funny Texas Jokes
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A Sheriff down in rural Texas was driving down the highway when he saw a man who was dumping garbage into a ditch out of his pick-up truck. He stopped his patrol car behind the pick-up truck, walked over to the man and asked, “Why are you dumping garbage in […]
A Texas billionaire fell seriously ill and was taken into hospital. None of the doctors who examined him were able to figure out what was causing his illness. They had tried all kinds of tests, did several scans, consulted all the sources, but were still unable to determine the cause […]
A Texas rancher was driving through Mexico and stopped at the edge of the road to admire the scenery. He had been on the road for a few hours, he was getting stiff and tired and some parts of Mexico are undeniably beautiful. While he was standing there admiring the […]
When his health began to fail after he retired, Bill’s doctor recommended that he moved to somewhere healthier to live. So, after some research about places that were hot and cold, wet and dry, even inland or on the coast, Bill decided to move to a small town in Texas. […]
There is something about an elderly lady driving that is always good for a laugh. I’m not sure how true this story is, but I like to think it is and I am sure many of us know an elderly lady who we could imagine doing this. Well, at least […]
A Texas farmer was going door to door in the neighborhood, selling peaches that he had grown on his farm. He knocked on one door and a shapely 40 something gorgeous woman opened it, dressed in a very sheer negligee. He raised his basket up to show her the peaches […]
Isn’t it funny how sometimes, especially when it comes to politics, history repeats itself. In this case, something that was written in the past applies equally as much to something that is occurring in the present time. The joke below was sent to me by a friend in 2006, four […]
People from different places often have different driving styles, but have you ever looked at someone driving strangely and wondered where they might come from? Here are some simple guidelines for helping you determine where a driver comes from. We can’t guarantee the answer is correct in every case, but […]
A big Texan walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said in a real Texas drawl, “I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine”. The barber lathered the man’s face, then began to shave him with an old fashioned straight razor, while a woman with the […]
Three Texas cowboys went out to dinner in a steak restaurant in town one evenng. Each of them was eager to impress the other cowboys, to prove just how tough he was, coming from Texas of course. The first cowboy ordered his steak “rare, as red as can be”. The […]
An American couple were traveling cross country and decided to stop for a cup of coffee in a local diner somewhere in the heart of Texas. While they were sitting at a booth near the counter sipping their coffee, a local cowboy stumbles in and headed for the closest stool […]