The US Air Force found they had too many officers and NCOs and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of a thousand dollars for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The […]
The Best Funny Testicle Jokes
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Who would think there was a collection of testicle jokes eh? Well he have one here and it’s not a load of bollocks, it’s the dogs bollocks!
There are a lot of funny stories and jokes about testicles and we scour the internet on a regular basis to find the best jokes to help people like you to get a good laugh.
We hope you enjoy these jokes and if so please help us to get more people around the world laughing by sharing them.
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So these two friends met after not having seen each other for a number of years. I’m sure you have done it, literally just walked past someone in the street and recognized them as a friend from the long distant past. I know I have, several times and it’s amazing […]
The pretty young lady was at the dentists having a tooth extracted. The dentist gave her the usual “This won’t hurt a bit” routine, before bending over her with a drill in his hand. As he started the drill going, with that shrill sound that sets everyone’s teeth on edge, […]
Jeremy paid a visit to his doctor and said, “Doctor, I decided that I would like to be castrated”. “What on earth for?” the doctor asked him, bewildered by his request. “Well Doctor, it’s something I’ve been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done”, […]
A doctor was giving a lecture to a group of students about how to perform a self-examination of the breasts and testicles. A female student asked one of the male students, “Do you ever get an erection when you do a self-examination of your testicles?” “Sometimes, yes” replied the male […]
Here’s a lovely story about a midget’s testicles that is sure to upset somebody somewhere. Hopefully the rest of you will find this story funny and get a good laugh out of it. A midget went to see his doctor, complaining that his testicles ached all the time. The doctor […]
This is a sweet story about a man who had what he thought was a great idea, buying a pocket Taser for his wife as a wedding anniversary present. What on earth posessed him to buy his wife such an anniversary gift we will never know, but he did and […]
An Irishman came home from watching an international rugby match between Ireland and France. His young son welcomed him home, saying, “How was it, Dad, I wish I could have been there?” “It was terribly violent, son”, the Irishman said. “In fact it was nothing short of brutal! In the […]
A young man who had some doubts over his sexual orientation, made an appointment with his doctor and asked him if there was a test to see to help him determine if he was gay or not. He was relieved when the doctor said, “Yes, there is”, but a little […]
A retired soldier applied for a position at Marshall Space Center in Huntsville, Alabama and was offered a job interview. The interviewer looked the man over and asked him, “Have you been in the military?” “Yes”, the man replied, “I served in the Army in Iraq for two years”. The […]
Bob was a successful lawyer but he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his career and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help to find a cure for these headaches. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across an old country doctor who […]
A father walked into the market to do some shopping, accompanied by his ten year- ld son who kept repeatedly spinning a quarter in the air and catching it between his teeth. As they were walking through the market, someone bumped into the boy at just the wrong moment and […]