The Best Funny Testicle Jokes

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There are a lot of funny stories and jokes about testicles and we scour the internet on a regular basis to find the best jokes to help people like you to get a good laugh.

We hope you enjoy these jokes and if so please help us to get more people around the world laughing by sharing them.


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The US Air Force

The US Air Force found they had too many officers and NCOs and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus […]

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Two Friends

So these two friends met after not having seen each other for a number of years. I’m sure you have done it, literally just walked past someone in the street […]

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At The Dentists

The pretty young lady was at the dentists having a tooth extracted. The dentist gave her the usual “This won’t hurt a bit” routine, before bending over her with a […]

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Castrated

Jeremy paid a visit to his doctor and said, “Doctor, I decided that I would like to be castrated”. “What on earth for?” the doctor asked him, bewildered by his […]

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Self-Examination Lecture

A doctor was giving a lecture to a group of students about how to perform a self-examination of the breasts and testicles. A female student asked one of the male […]

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The Midget’s Testicles

Here’s a lovely story about a midget’s testicles that is sure to upset somebody somewhere. Hopefully the rest of you will find this story funny and get a good laugh […]

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A Pocket Taser For His Wife

This is a sweet story about a man who had what he thought was a great idea, buying a pocket Taser for his wife as a wedding anniversary present. What […]

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Rugby: Ireland And France

An Irishman came home from watching an international rugby match between Ireland and France. His young son welcomed him home, saying, “How was it, Dad, I wish I could have […]

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Sexual Orientation

A young man who had some doubts over his sexual orientation, made an appointment with his doctor and asked him if there was a test to see to help him […]

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Retired Soldier Job Interview

A retired soldier applied for a position at Marshall Space Center in Huntsville, Alabama and was offered a job interview. The interviewer looked the man over and asked him, “Have […]

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Headaches

Bob was a successful lawyer but he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his career and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help to find a cure […]

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Spinning A Quarter

A father walked into the market to do some shopping, accompanied by his ten year- ld son who kept repeatedly spinning a quarter in the air and catching it between […]